George Clooney Explains Why He Turned Down $35 Million For A Day’s Work
George Clooney did an interview with the Guardian to promote his new movie, The Tender Bar, starring Ben Affleck. George discussed fame, raising his 4-year-old twins during the pandemic, politics, his childhood, blah blah blah the usual bullshit. The real takeaway is George sharing that he turned down $35 million to appear in an airline commercial. For just one day’s work! So why’d he turn it down? He already sold his soul for those annoying Nespresso ads. Well, apparently the airline was associated with a country that is “questionable at times” and after a very serious discussion with his wife Amal Clooney, he decided it wasn’t worth it. Oh right, principles. I’m too broke to have those.
50 Cent Apologized To Madonna For Making Fun Of Her Instagram Pics
Last week Madonna posted some scandalous ass-and-nipple boudoir shots on Instagram. The app took Madge’s pics down because “censorship…… sexism……ageism and misogyny”, and she reposted them with little heart emojis over the nips and a bonkers caption about how it’s all related to America’s lies about Thanksgiving and “the pilgrims peacefully breaking bread with the Native American Indians when they landed on Plymouth Rock.” Okie dokie!
Now, this is where 50 Cent randomly inserted himself into the drama.
Jussie Smollett’s Trial For Disorderly Conduct Has Begun With Jury Selection
Jussie Smollett, better known as The Boy Who Cried MAGA, is in court today standing trial on six charges of felony disorderly conduct stemming from his January 2019 report that he’d been the victim of a hate crime. Jussie was initially charged with 16 felony counts when it was discovered his story was fishier than a Subway tuna fish sandwich. Sorry, bad example! Fishier than a Subway Baja Chicken and Bacon sandwich, which is actually the only thing on their menu that contains actual tuna! At least that’s what Jussie told me. But those previous charges were dropped by Kim Foxx at the Cook County State’s Attorney’s Office, which seemed even fishier still, prompting outrage and a special investigation into the matter. So now, charges are back on the table and at trial we might finally learn the TRUTH that has been eluding us for almost three years — What is Jussie’s go to Subway order? Is it fake tuna or phony baloney?
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Sex Trafficking Trial Starts Today
Unlike her partner in predatory horrificness Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell has survived jail so far. And the Associated Press reports that today is the day and that a jury will begin hearing evidence and arguments about whether or not Ghislaine was just an idiot pawn of the perverted monster from Hell, or if she fully knew and helped him recruit underage girls to have sex with his friends. The delusional ghoul must be nervous. Probably the only person who’s more nervous than her is fellow Epstein bestie and accused-child-fucker Prince Andrew who must be waiting to see if he gets name-dropped. Two places you never want a name-drop: A diss track and a sex-crimes trial.
Lindsay Lohan Is Engaged
And in a PLOT TWIST, that headline is not unfinished and I didn’t mean to write: Lindsay Lohan Is Engaged… In Alleged Shady Activity. Lindsay Lohan is engaged to her boyfriend of about two years, Bader Shammas, a man who may be the only human on earth willing to marry into the Lohan family. I’m sure that Dina Lohan has already introduced herself to every single person who Bader is even a little bit related to by calling them up and saying, “Hello, it’s me, White Oprah, and since we’re family now, I was wondering if you could give me a little loan. I take cash, crypto, all major and minor credit cards, Venmo, Square Cash, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and I can even send a carrier pigeon if that’s easier!”
Happy Thanksgiving, Here’s A Stunning Throwback Pic Of Dolly Parton And Her Man!
Dolly Parton has already given us a COVID vaccine (although, I betrayed the Church of Dolly by getting Pfizer!), and on this Thanksgiving (aka the day when we all share that picture of Spider-Man making a Turkey Day feast out of Uncle Sam’s ass), she decided to give us the gift of a gorgeously glamorous vintage pic of herself (in a freakum Pilgrim dress) and her husband of 55 years Carl Dean. I can already hear every influencer type screaming at their assistant to track down the bronzer that Carl Dean used back in the day. Sorry, tricks, that shit’s natural. His skin naturally glowed like that from being in the presence of the human sun that is Dolly!