Louie Anderson Has Died At 68
We’re not that far into 2022 and are already screaming to either fast forward to 2023 or go back to 2021 (which was a landfill of sadness in itself). And in even more sad news, comedy legend Louie Anderson died this morning. You can temporarily stop screaming at 2022 to scream at the horrible demon cancer. Because Louie died after being hospitalized with blood cancer. He was 68.
Open Post: Hosted By The Rock’s T-Rex Skull
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has everything. Money. Muscles. A long-term feud with Vin Diesel. So what do you do when you’re the man who needs for nothing, but has nothing but time to spend stupid piles of money? Well, I guess you dump money on a dinosaur skull. At least that’s what it looks like The Rock did.
Open Post: Hosted By Billie Eilish Defending Charlie Puth In His Stupid Feud With Benny Blanco
The last time 30-year-old TikTok phenom (cringe) Charlie Puth was dragged into the middle of some beef it ended with Lil Xan (xringe) breaking up with Noah Cyrus (cyringe) after he assumed she was cheating because she jokingly sent him a meme of Charlie’s head photoshopped onto the body of an anonymous porn star’s body with an eggplant emoji nestled in his lap. As humiliating as that association must have been for Charlie, it pales in comparison to having Billie Eilish rush to his defense on TikTok because another grown man has publicly insulted him, also on TikTok. Even more embarrassing though is being the 33-year-old man on the other side of that TikTok tirade so congratulations to Benny Blanco (?!?) for exhausting my capacity to cringe any further. This beef is so silly I’ve somehow managed to cringe myself inside out!
Clay Aiken Is Running For Congress In North Carolina Again
Waaay back in 2014, American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken ran for Congress in his native North Carolina. Despite votes from 85,479 horned up Claymates, Republican incumbent Renee Ellmers whooped Clay’s ass with 58.8% of the vote and continued to represent North Carolina’s 2nd district in the House of Representatives. Seven years later, and Clay is once again trying his (“disgusting,” according to Kelly Ripa) hand at politics!
Night Crumbs
Last year, Dan Brown, author of The Da Vinci Code and the other Robert Langdon novels, got hit with a lawsuit from his ex-wife Blythe Brown for leading a double life and fucking around on her with side piece after side piece while they were married. Blythe also alleged that she came up with lots of ideas for his books including the premise for The Da Vinci Code. Well, they have settled that lawsuit and the details of their settlement are not known. But I’m sure we’ll read all about them in Blythe Brown’s upcoming thriller DaWanderingDick Code – HuffPo
Now let’s move on from the alleged dirty dog that is Dan Brown to the adorable dogs of Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar! – Lainey Gossip
Open Post: Hosted By An Amazon Alexa Daring A Girl To Basically Electrocute Herself
Amazon’s Alexa is under fire after it was reported that a 10-year-old girl asked Alexa to give her a challenge and Alexa responded by telling her to play with an electrical socket. But don’t worry, Amazon says they’ve fixed the issue. Um? Really? They already eliminated the sentient portion of their AI systems that are trying to murder humanity? The Terminator and Matrix movies gave the impression that wouldn’t be accomplished in an afternoon of bad press.