WWE’s Seth Rollins Was Tackled By A Fan During A Live Taping
35-year-old WWE Superstar, Seth Rollins, had a rough day at work recently. While his gig has literally been to wrestle with dudes and get knocked around in the ring, he didn’t expect it when one random fan decided he too would participate in the physical shenanigans and rushed Seth. While I would argue that the authenticity of the “fighting” in wrestling is questionable, this fight may have been real as hell.
The New York Times Tried To Find Out “Who Is Sam Asghari, Britney Spears’s Boyfriend?”
Other than being Britney Spears’s boyfriend, who is Sam Asghari you ask? Well, according to a recent New York Times profile titled “Who Is Sam Asgari, Britney Spears’ Boyfriend?” he’s “More Than Mr. Britney Spears,” which, considering they aren’t even married yet, isn’t saying much. The NYT also calls him “a nascent actor and erstwhile personal trainer,” which is uncommonly rude considering he’s going to need his publicist and “creative director,” both of whom accompanied him on the interview, to Google what “nascent” and “erstwhile” mean. But they also call Sam “highly polite, handsome and friendly,” which makes him sound like a lovable lapdog. But does a lap dog need a publicist and a creative director? Well, bitch, Britney’s does!
Justin Bieber, Mariah Carey, And Taylor Swift Are All Teaming Up With Fast Food Chains
‘Tis the season for corporations to shove themselves down our throats to remind us they exist and please, please, PLEASE, don’t blow all of your hard-earned dollars on butt plug stocking stuffers, save some cash for them!!! And what better way to get our attention than with celebrity partnerships? Enter Mariah Carey for McDonald’s, Justin Bieber for Tim Hortons, and Taylor Swift for Starbucks. All three are collaborating with their chains on special menu items and promotions.
Tom Hardy And Channing Tatum Will Star In A Movie About The Afghanistan Evacuation
Three months ago the Taliban took control of Kabul. U.S. forces withdrew from Afghanistan and there was a massive, panicked evacuation. As the rest of the world looked on in horror, Hollywood bigwig George Nolfi pointed at his TV and said, “There! That’s a movie!” He took this “original pitch” to Universal Pictures, and today Deadline is reporting that they officially bought it. Channing Tatum and Tom Hardy are attached to star. So far the project is untitled, but might I suggest “Too Soon”?
Kirk Douglas Was Named By Natalie Wood’s Sister As Her Alleged Assailant
It seems like just yesterday that Catherine Zeta-Jones was rolling out the withered husk of Kirk Douglas on stage at the Golden Globes, much to the dismay of many who either weren’t ready to see the ravages 100 years takes on the human body in high def, and/or didn’t want to see a man suspected of raping a 16-year-old Natalie Wood heralded as a hero. According to The Guardian, Natalie’s sister Lana Wood has completed her memoir, Little Sister, and with its publication, “one of Hollywood’s darkest rumors” has been corroborated. Lana says that since Kirk has died, she feels like she’s not betraying her sister by revealing that he was Natalie’s alleged rapist. Poor Lana probably woke up every morning for the last 20 years checking her Google alerts going “damn, how this bitch is STILL ALIVE?”
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Horny Pizza Hut Ketchup Bottle That Offended A Prude!
Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King, Jr., Albert Einstein, and Sir Isaac Newton better make room in The Changemakers Hall of Fame, because here comes Adrian Shann. Adrian Shann will go down in history as the brave soldier against SLUTTY SMUT who stood up to a big corporation for pushing horny ketchup bottles upon innocent, pristine eyes. You see, when Adrian sees the words “shake, squeeze and squirt” on that bottle of Pizza Hut ketchup, he sees an instructional manual for a sloppy handjob! And he’s made himself captain of the THINK OF THE CHILDREN movement by speaking out about this innocence-destroying dirty cumdiment.