Category: Congratulations!
Meghan Markle Wins The Court Appeal In Her Privacy Case Against The Mail On Sunday
After fighting with the Mail on Sunday (aka The Daily Mail’s sister publication) for two years, a judge declared Meghan Markle the winner of her privacy lawsuit against them, and there will not be a trial. After Meghan won her summary judgment against the Mail on Sunday in February, they applied for permission to appeal the decision. Well, I hope Prince Harry’s arms are close to a bottle of champagne and a corkscrew, because he and Meghan have reason to celebrate. That appeal was effectively shut down.
Lindsay Lohan Is Engaged
And in a PLOT TWIST, that headline is not unfinished and I didn’t mean to write: Lindsay Lohan Is Engaged… In Alleged Shady Activity. Lindsay Lohan is engaged to her boyfriend of about two years, Bader Shammas, a man who may be the only human on earth willing to marry into the Lohan family. I’m sure that Dina Lohan has already introduced herself to every single person who Bader is even a little bit related to by calling them up and saying, “Hello, it’s me, White Oprah, and since we’re family now, I was wondering if you could give me a little loan. I take cash, crypto, all major and minor credit cards, Venmo, Square Cash, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and I can even send a carrier pigeon if that’s easier!”
Colton Underwood From “The Bachelor” Has Come Out As Gay
As a part-time Bachelor and Bachelorette enthusiast, I only knew a few things about The Bachelor’s 23rd Season bachelor, 29-year-old Colton Underwood. He was a virgin, a former football tight end, and he looks like he’d be a shoo-in for the lead role if Lifetime ever made a biopic about Michael Bublé. I was also aware that he finished his season by giving a rose to the winner, Cassie Randolph, but no ring because he wasn’t ready to get married yet. As it turns out, he didn’t want to get married to any of the women on his season, or any lady at all, for that matter. Because Colton has officially revealed that he’s gay.