Happy Thanksgiving, Here’s A Stunning Throwback Pic Of Dolly Parton And Her Man!

Dolly Parton has already given us a COVID vaccine (although, I betrayed the Church of Dolly by getting Pfizer!), and on this Thanksgiving (aka the day when we all share that picture of Spider-Man making a Turkey Day feast out of Uncle Sam’s ass), she decided to give us the gift of a gorgeously glamorous vintage pic of herself (in a freakum Pilgrim dress) and her husband of 55 years Carl Dean. I can already hear every influencer type screaming at their assistant to track down the bronzer that Carl Dean used back in the day. Sorry, tricks, that shit’s natural. His skin naturally glowed like that from being in the presence of the human sun that is Dolly!

Dolly posted that picture on this Dollysgiving Day along with the caption:

Happy #Thanksgiving from me and mine to you and yours ❤️

Sure the pic could easily be found on Google Images for years, but it doesn’t count until Dolly shares it. And as People points out, Carl Dean doesn’t like to step into the spotlight that much. But lately, Dolly’s been sharing throwback pics of him, like this one of Carl working a totally-not-Photoshopped Dolly t-shirt while looking like a hot old-timey drifter:

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Hopefully, Dolly turned off her DMs today because she really doesn’t need to deal with horny hos sending her thirsty notes about her man’s vintage hotness. And that includes a bunch of tricks pretending to be Carl Dean’s threeway fantasy partner Jennifer Aniston.

Pic: Instagram