Category: Jussie Smollett

Jussie Smollett Pleaded Not Guilty To 16 Felony Charges

March 14, 2019 / Posted by:

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Jussie Smollett has entered a plea of not guilty on felony charges that he lied to police about his attack, and I want to believe him. I’m the sucker who’s still holding out hope that a tape of some actual racist homophobes whooping on Jussie’s ass will miraculously fall out of some Chicago PD officer’s pocket in front of a TMZ camera or something. Look, I said I was a sucker.

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Dozens Of Hospital Workers May Have Been Fired For Reading Jussie Smollett’s Medical Chart

March 8, 2019 / Posted by:

Looks like Jussie Smollett isn’t the only one suffering because of his alleged botched staged attack against himself. Besides the LGBTQ and black communities who are deciding whether they should be all, “I don’t know her”, or, “We need to help her”, the reverb effects of Jussie’s actions are hitting some workers at Northwestern Memorial Hospital hard. It’s now being reported that “dozens” of staff members have been fired over looking at Jussie’s file. Curiosity (and possibility of earning some extra coins) got the best of y’all, huh?

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The $3,500 That Jussie Smollett Paid The Brothers Wasn’t For The “Attack,” Reportedly

February 24, 2019 / Posted by:

The plot thickens! Speaking of thickening, let’s talk pecs. Specifically, let’s talk the pecs that seemingly up shit’s creek (and not the good one) Empire actor Jussie Smollett reportedly wanted to develop for an upcoming music video. TMZ and Page Six are both reporting that, contrary to what the Chicago PD has stated, there’s evidence that the reported $3,500 check Jussie Smollett wrote for Ola and Abel Osundairo was to help him grow those thick titties and not to stage a hate crime on him.

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Jussie Smollett Apologizes To Crew Of “Empire” But He’s Still Being Written Out Of The Rest Of The Season

February 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Jussie Smollett is beginning his fast descent towards rock bottom after the hate crime he allegedly staged against himself has begun to unravel. In less than a month, Jussie went from heartfelt victim to ridiculously stupid criminal. He was charged with a felony for all the shenanigans and now his legal dramas are hitting him hard at work as Jussie is getting axed from the rest of this season of Empire.

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Chicago PD Held A Press Conference About Jussie Smollett’s Arrest

February 21, 2019 / Posted by:

During his first public appearance after he claimed he was attacked by racist, homophobic, MAGA-loving thugs, Jussie Smollett took to the stage and declared himself “the Gay Tupac”. Well, according to this morning’s press conference held by Chicago Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson, it would have been more accurate to call himself the “black Keyser Söze” (the “gay Keyser Söze” was, of course, already taken by Kevin Spacey, and Jussie’s career is probably about to have similar trajectory).

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Jussie Smollett Has Been Charged With A Felony For Allegedly Filing A Fake Police Report

February 20, 2019 / Posted by:

If you told me two weeks ago that the Jussie Smollett hate crime story would lead to him facing time in the clink, I’d tell you to take off that tinfoil MAGA hat, but that’s exactly what is happening.

As expected, a grand jury in Cook County, Illinois met today and were presented evidence, which detectives think points to Jussie orchestrating the hate crime he claims happened to him late last month. The grand jury also heard from brothersOla and Abel Osundairo, who testified that Jussie paid them $3,000 to fake attack him on the streets of Chicago after he came back from Subway. The Chicago Tribune says that the Cook County state’s attorney’s office announced that the grand jury has indicted Jussie with disorderly conduct, which is a felony, for conjuring up a fraudulent police report. Jussie could face three years in prison if he’s convicted. Well, Jussie is probably going to need some money to pay a team of lawyers to defend him, so he should hit up Subway since all of the publicity they’ve gotten for this could be stuffed into ten thousand foot longs.

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