Meghan Markle Signs With Talent Agency WME To “Build Out Her Business Ventures”
Meghan Markle left behind royal treatment in Britain and is now turning the page to a new chapter in her life…where she’ll get the royal treatment in Hollywood. The former star of Suits, Deal or No Deal, and Get Him to the Greek just signed with A-listers-only talent agency William Morris Endeavors, aka WME, which is home to Denzel Washington, Hugh Jackman, Ben Affleck, and Meghan’s BFF Serena Williams. How nice of Serena Williams to put in a good word for Meghan. But sadly, if you were hoping to see Meghan play herself in future Lifetime movies and a future reboot of The Crown, you may be out of luck because she signed with WME to explore “business ventures.”
Blake Lively Won’t Be At Monday’s Met Gala, But Paris Hilton, Brooklyn Beckham, And Nicola Peltz Will
The Met Gala is this coming Monday (first Monday in May… checks out), and Hollywood’s pretty, privileged, and plastic are rarin’ to show off their high fashun lewks, inspired by Karl Lagerfeld. But don’t expect Met Gala mainstay Blake Lively. She told People she wouldn’t be attending this year. But don’t worry, the nepo-babies will more than make up for her absence. In addition to Kim Kardashian, who already confirmed, that she’ll be there, Paris Hilton, Brooklyn Beckham, and Nicola Peltz-Beckham have all announced they’ll be there too.
Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna Announcing That She’s Making New Music… As Smurfette In The New “Smurfs” Movie
Yes, Rihanna made her return to music with her Super Bowl Halftime Show performance and her song for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, but her fans are still waiting for songs from her that they can drop their ass, too. Well, after Rihanna delivers her second child with A$AP Rocky, she will deliver new songs… FOR KIDS! Yes, Rihanna has the nerve, gall, and audacity to piss off her Navy by giving them new music they probably don’t want. It was announced at CinemaCon in Las Vegas yesterday that Rihanna will voice Smurfette in the new Smurfs Movie. The Blue Man Group is probably loving this decision because it definitely means that Fenty will put out a line of blue foundations.
Smokey Robinson Claims He Had An Affair With Diana Ross While He Was Married To His First Wife
Smokey Robinson has been seducing women with his voice since they matured from throwing panties to throwing bloomers toward the stage at his concerts. And while most men half his age tire of lovemaking that lasts longer than a commercial break, Smokey has always been the Energizer Bunny of love. For proof, back in the day, the green-eyed Medusa of sex cast a spell over iconic 80’s hair pioneer Diana Ross. And let’s just say when it came to Smokey, Diana wasn’t about to stop in the name of lust just because he was married. Instead, she was ready to be spun upside down and inside out for a ride on Smokey’s love machine.
Post Malone Wants Everyone To Know His Recent Weight Loss Is From Healthy Living And “Dad Life” And Not Because Of Drugs
Post Malone is nearing the homestretch of his global Twelve Carat Tour, and ever since it began in September 2022, he’s been noticeably shrinking. A few months ago, his dad spoke up to assure fans that they didn’t need to be worried about Post because he’d just been making healthier choices, and the weight loss was not due to illness or drug addiction. But that must not have been enough to quell the chatter because Post himself just made a post of his own to once again let everyone know he’s NOT doing drugs, and he’s just made a conscious effort to improve his health so he can be around longer for his daughter. Not once mentioned? Ozempic. Kyle Richards approves of this message!
The IRS Claims That Beyoncé Owes $2.7 Million In Back Taxes, But She Says Otherwise
I think Beyoncé is in her ordinary people era by reminding us she does the same things we do. Or, in this case, things we sometimes don’t do since our favorite alien superstar is currently having issues with the IRS. The IRS claims that Beyoncé owes $2.7 million in back taxes and penalties, but instead of digging into her wig budget and paying them to go away, she has countered by filing a petition in U.S. Tax Court. And like Shakira with the Spanish Tax Man before her, Beyoncé claims that she doesn’t owe Uncle Sam another dime.