Category: Smokey Robinson

Smokey Robinson Claims He Had An Affair With Diana Ross While He Was Married To His First Wife

April 28, 2023 / Posted by:

Smokey Robinson has been seducing women with his voice since they matured from throwing panties to throwing bloomers toward the stage at his concerts. And while most men half his age tire of lovemaking that lasts longer than a commercial break, Smokey has always been the Energizer Bunny of love. For proof, back in the day, the green-eyed Medusa of sex cast a spell over iconic 80’s hair pioneer Diana Ross. And let’s just say when it came to Smokey, Diana wasn’t about to stop in the name of lust just because he was married. Instead, she was ready to be spun upside down and inside out for a ride on Smokey’s love machine.

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Open Post: Hosted By Smokey Robinson Having A Little Trouble Pronouncing The Word “Chanukah”

December 15, 2020 / Posted by:

I know you’ve heard about The War on Christmas but have you heard about The Assassination of Chanukah? If not the holiday itself, the pronunciation of the word was badly disfigured by none other than Smokey Robinson. A Twitter user named Jeff Jacobson commissioned a Cameo video from Smokey for his mom and asked him to wish her a Happy Chanukah. Smokey gamely complied (as well he should, his Cameos go for $350, a bargain honestly, legend that he is) but perhaps experienced a little confusion at the spelling of the word, which he pronounced “chanooka,” adding “I have no idea what ‘Chanooka’ is, but happy ‘Chanooka’ because they said so,” making it sound like a Canadian holiday celebrating rock hard bubble gum.

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JLo Defended Her Bizarre Mess Of A Motown Tribute At The Grammys

February 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Last week, we all threw several black lace mourning veils over our faces to mourn the death of every member of The Supremes, Gladys Knight, Stevie Wonder, Smokey Robinson, and literally every singer not named Jennifer Lopez, because that was the only explanation for why the Grammy people chose JLo to headline their tribute to Motown. I thought that maybe after the Grammys were hit with a million and one side-eyes for that decision, they’d make the right decision by replacing her with a hastily-made Marvin Gaye hologram or even Rancho Cucamonga’s third most popular The Temptations tribute group performing to a track blasting out of an iPhone 5. Even Diana Ross’ grandson and fucking Jaden Smith did a better tribute to Motown and it wasn’t even a tribute to Motown.

But the Grammys went through with it and JLo delivered the kind of Motown “tribute” you’d see at 2:30 in the afternoon on a Tuesday at a 2-star casino motel outside of Laughlin, NV. They should’ve went all the way with that vibe by putting a stale potato bar on the stage, along with a chain-smoking gambling addict who’d yell at JLo, doing double duty as his cocktail waitress, to get his G&T already.

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Bishop Charles Ellis III Apologizes For Groping Ariana Grande At Aretha Franklin’s Funeral

September 1, 2018 / Posted by:

After Aretha Franklin’s eight-hour-long funeral service yesterday, I assumed that the post-funeral highlights would be a plethora of Bill Clinton oogling Ariana Grande memes, but the real take away is nowhere near as fun as that. Bishop Charles H. Ellis III, who officiated the service in Detroit, is catching some serious heat for his groping of Ariana at the podium and joking about her name being a Taco Bell item, and has been forced to issued an apology.

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