33-Year-Old Joe Jonas Is Hawking Injectables
Last month, Joe Jonas welcomed his second daughter with wife Sophie Turner. As we all know, babies are very expensive, even for a big-time celeb like Joe. And there’s only so many times the Jonas Brothers can reunite! So Joe decided to get a side-hustle for some extra cash. His new job? He’s promoting Xeomin, a Botox alternative that reduces fine lines and wrinkles. Yep, at the ripe old age of 33, Joe is hawking injectables.
Mariah Carey Faces Backlash From Singers Darlene Love and Elizabeth Chan Over The Trademark Rights To “Queen of Christmas”
I’m pretty sure as the holidays sneak up on us, Mariah Carey is preparing her vocal cords to belt out All I Want For Christmas Is You for the ga-jillionth time. However, this year she plans on giving herself the gift that keeps on giving; a trademark. Recently, Mariah spoke of filing for legal rights over the term Queen of Christmas. However, two other lady singers, Darlene Love and Elizabeth Chan, have also been associated with the term Queen of Christmas and they are not going to allow Mariah and her Grinch-like ways to capitalize on a term she has no direct rights to.
Open Post: Hosted By Cardi B Saying She’s Been Using Boiled Onion Water As Part Of Her Haircare Routine
Cardi B has been known for burping out questionable comments more than once and also for having super long claw-like nails; but as it turns out, her natural hair is pretty long too, and she recently doled out haircare advice that many thought would be questionably effective and unquestionably stanky: if you want thick, luscious locks, wash them with boiled onion water.
Michelle Branch Filed For Divorce From Patrick Carney
Last Wednesday evening, Michelle Branch tweeted, then deleted, that her husband, Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney, was cheating on her with his manager, 27-year-old Haley McDonald “while I was at home with our 6 month old daughter. *shrugging emoji lady*” Later that night at 2:00 AM, the cops were called to the couple’s Nashville home, where Michelle admitted she’d slapped Patrick “one to two times.” She was arrested for domestic violence but released from custody early because she’s still breastfeeding. The following morning, 39-year-old Michelle informed TMZ that she and 42-year-old Patrick were splitting, and she was devastated for herself and her family. Now People is reporting that the very next day, Michelle filed for divorce from Patrick in Davidson County, Tennessee after three years of marriage. Michelle wanted to write, “Haley McDonald from Full Stop Management” as the reason for the split, but she had to settle for “irreconcilable differences.”
Florence Pugh Confirms That She And Zach Braff Have Broken Up
Well, we’re not going to have the 21-year age gap relationship between Florence Pugh and Zach Braff to kick around any more. In a cover story for Harper’s Bazaar, 26-year-old Florence confirmed that she and 47-year-old Zach called it quits “earlier this year” after nearly four years of yelling at us to shut up about it. With so few age gap relationships in Hollywood to mock, it’s time to retrain our knives on Holland Taylor and that hussy Sarah Paulson. But with caution. Florence only said people shouldn’t be allowed to talk shit about her and Zach, but Sarah said she’d cut a bitch!
Ezra Miller Is Sowwy And Is In Treatment For “Complex Mental Health Issues”
Well, it looks like there’s one thing that can temporarily stop Ezra Miller’s crime spree of terror that has hit Hawaii, Iceland, Vermont, and beyond. The answer is: threat of a breach of contract lawsuit from Warner Bros. and loss of more checks. I mean, it would be kind of hard for Ezra to run a cult in Iceland if trick can’t keep the lights on. Ezra The Terrible has sort of, not really, responded to the accusations of grooming, assault, abuse, kidnapping, thievery, and harassment by farting up a hollow non-apology that was totally not written by the PR team behind The Flash. Ezra adds that they’re in treatment for “complex mental health issues.” Surprisingly, Ezra’s damage control statement didn’t end with, “See! Everything’s okay now and you no longer have to feel shitty about buying a ticket to my movie The Flash, out in theaters on June 23, 2023!” Warner Bros. is slipping.