We always hear people say, “Oh, so and so is way too damn old to run for political office and they should only be running for secretary of The Werther’s Original Club at Shady Pines,” but tell that to Gina Lollobrigida’s 95-year-old ass! If I was Gina, I’d spend my platinum years lounging by the pool as naked boy toys handfed me spoonfuls of Activia and kept the Metamcuil Mimosas coming, but that’s not what Gina wants to do. Gina is running for Senate in Italy as part of the Sovereign and Popular Italy Party (ISP), which is a new Euroseptic alliance. Gina says she’s running because she’s sick of politicians arguing without getting to a point. Well, if she wins, it’ll temporarily stop politicians from arguing because they’ll be too stunned to speak over 95-year-old Gina Lollobrigida getting voted into Senate – Entertainment Weekly

Meanwhile, at the premiere of Amazon Prime’s Lord of the Rings series, Michael B. Jordan looked like he just fell out of an International Male catalog circa 1989 and that IS the look – Lainey Gossip

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Yesterday, we got the first look at Netflix’s Wednesday Addams series, creatively titled “Wednesday”. The show is executive produced and directed by Tim Burton and created by Smallville’s Miles Millar and Alfred Hogh. Today (a Wednesday), Netflix released the show’s first teaser trailer. It shows teenage Wednesday (Jenna Ortega) getting expelled from high school for releasing piranhas into a jock-filled pool, and her horny ol’ parents, Morticia and Gomez (Catherine Zeta-Jones and Luis Guzmán), sending her to a boarding school for outcasts run by Brienne of Tarth (Gwendoline Christie). But, uh oh! The school is being plagued by murder and spookiness! The trailer’s tone is very “everything Tim Burton’s ever done ever,” except, thankfully, there’s no Johnny Depp. Continue reading

Madonna has a love(s the attention)/hate(s the rules) relationship with Instagram (and it seems that they’ve kind of had it with her); but while she’s cried censorship more than once during her tenure on the platform, she’s still a frequent poster. This week, in which lies the day of her sacred birth 64 years ago, she’s Expressed Herself (along with her continued need for attention and to be cool with the kids) aplenty. Madge, her kids, and some of her friends are vacationing in Italy to celebrate the births of both her and her son, Rocco Ritchie. Apparently, Madonna is still tonguing ladies to get the people talking, as she posted a video on Instagram of her raucous evening.

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So, there’s this guy named Daniel Mac who has almost 13 million followers on TikTok. His whole thing is he goes up to random people in super-fancy cars and asks them what they do for a living. Usually, they answer shit like, “I show my ass on social media” or “I’m the CEO of a company that’s probably destroying the Earth.” Last week, Daniel was on Rodeo Drive and approached Brooklyn Beckham, who was driving a $1.2 million McLaren P1. In response to the question, “What do you do for a living?”, Brooklyn answered, “I’m a chef.” Now Buzzfeed reports that the 23-year-old son of Victoria and David Beckham is getting roasted for implying that he bought his car using his earnings as a chef. This is kind of like me claiming that I paid for my entire college education with the money I made as a part-time teenage ice cream scooper. LIES!

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Here’s a little nugget, or should I say big nugget, for your Hump Day. If you ever clocked Bill Hader’s sixhead and thought, “Yup, BDE,” then you were correct. That’s what his ex Rachel Bilson says anyway and she jokes (or was it a joke?!) that she still misses it. Although the two of them haven’t been a couple since the beginning of 2020, Rachel is still dickmatized and when asked if she misses Bill himself Rachel admits that Bill’s cool, but his bulging billy club is the real reason she cries salty tears into the wee hours of the morning.

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