Movie star Florence Pugh and Scrubs star Zach Braff started dating in 2019. After three years of indignantly defending their 21-year age gap, Florence officially announced their split last summer. Now, I don’t know about Miss Flo, but when I break up with someone, I never want to see them again. Unfortunately, these two filmed a movie together in 2021, and now it’s finally coming out. A Good Person was written, directed, and produced by 47-year-old Zach, and 27-year-old Florence stars and co-produces. Variety reports that last night, the exes had no choice but to reunite for the movie’s premiere in London. Actually, strike that. Florence did have a choice. See: her decision to skip most of the promo for Don’t Worry, Darling. Continue reading
Well, now this is just unfortunate. As we know, Florence Pugh values her privacy above all else, especially when it comes to who she is, and is not, fucking. Having risen above the Don’t Worry Darling drama of last year, and with Oppenheimer and Dune: Part 2 under her belt, she probably thought she could date whomever, and we’d be more chill. So what does Miss Flo* go and do? Well, according to Page Six, she goes and steps out with a “normie who she went to school with.” Which would be fine except this dude happens to be named Charlie Gooch. GOOOOCH. Together they are THE GOOCH & LE PUGH. (Zach) Braff X Pugh was bad enough. This is worse.
Well, we’re not going to have the 21-year age gap relationship between Florence Pugh and Zach Braff to kick around any more. In a cover story for Harper’s Bazaar, 26-year-old Florence confirmed that she and 47-year-old Zach called it quits “earlier this year” after nearly four years of yelling at us to shut up about it. With so few age gap relationships in Hollywood to mock, it’s time to retrain our knives on Holland Taylor and that hussy Sarah Paulson. But with caution. Florence only said people shouldn’t be allowed to talk shit about her and Zach, but Sarah said she’d cut a bitch!
There’s Speculation That Florence Pugh And Zach Braff Split After She Was Papped On Vacation With Will Poulter (UPDATE)
UPDATE: Florence says that she and Will are not a thing, okay!
Florence Pugh says she and Will Poulter aren’t dating: "Thanks for saying we look sexy… doesn’t mean we’re doing the sexy" pic.twitter.com/M4RzkcICYe
— Florence Pugh Daily (@bestofpugh) May 24, 2022
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One of Florence Pugh’s strongest talents, aside from acting, and being secretly British (don’t tell me she doesn’t look like she holds a New Jersey ID) is Florence’s uncanny ability to continually shock people with the realization that yes, she is dating Zach Braff, the guy from Scrubs. Florence and Zach got together late in 2019, which surprised many, not because of their age difference of 21 years, but just from the sheer randomness of it. At one point, some thought they got married. Well, everyone is quickly walking back their assumptions of a possible Florence-Zach marriage, because Florence was recently seen on vacation with someone who most certainly wasn’t Zach, but her Midsommar co-star and fellow “They’re British?” person Will Poulter.
I only realized it was Super Bowl Sunday when I went to Home Depot and the Garden Center was the only section seeing any action. The moment I realized I shouted “MOVE BITCH, I’M MISSING MY COMMERCIALS!” as I pushed an old lady into some zinnias and hightailed it to the car. But I was too late and by the time I got home, I had to find out on Twitter that cryptocurrency, useless apps, and hard seltzer are the future.
Some people may think Florence Pugh and Zach Braff’s relationship is gross, but I say it’s beautiful and refreshing. More fathers and daughters should publicly express their love for one another and not worry about — wait, what? They’re LOVERS?! But he’s 46! And she’s 25! She was in kindergarten when Scrubs premiered in 2001! Aaaand scene.
The above paragraph is the type of shit that pisses Florence Pugh right off. She’s been extremely vocal about how she doesn’t think anybody has the right to talk about her relationship, specifically her and Zach’s age difference. And after more than two years of dating, she’s still talking about it. In a new interview with The Sunday Times, Florence theorizes that her relationship “bugs people” because it’s “not who they expected” her to date. Yep, that’s the reason we’re weirded out. Ya got us, Flo.