Category: Zach Braff

Florence Pugh Confirms That She And Zach Braff Have Broken Up

August 16, 2022 / Posted by:

Well, we’re not going to have the 21-year age gap relationship between Florence Pugh and Zach Braff to kick around any more. In a cover story for Harper’s Bazaar, 26-year-old Florence confirmed that she and 47-year-old Zach called it quits “earlier this year” after nearly four years of yelling at us to shut up about it. With so few age gap relationships in Hollywood to mock, it’s time to retrain our knives on Holland Taylor and that hussy Sarah Paulson. But with caution. Florence only said people shouldn’t be allowed to talk shit about her and Zach, but Sarah said she’d cut a bitch!

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There’s Speculation That Florence Pugh And Zach Braff Split After She Was Papped On Vacation With Will Poulter (UPDATE)

May 24, 2022 / Posted by:

UPDATE: Florence says that she and Will are not a thing, okay!

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One of Florence Pugh’s strongest talents, aside from acting, and being secretly British (don’t tell me she doesn’t look like she holds a New Jersey ID) is Florence’s uncanny ability to continually shock people with the realization that yes, she is dating Zach Braff, the guy from Scrubs. Florence and Zach got together late in 2019, which surprised many, not because of their age difference of 21 years, but just from the sheer randomness of it. At one point, some thought they got married. Well, everyone is quickly walking back their assumptions of a possible Florence-Zach marriage, because Florence was recently seen on vacation with someone who most certainly wasn’t Zach, but her Midsommar co-star and fellow “They’re British?” person Will Poulter.

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The Super Bowl Commercials Targeted A New Generation Of Old Folks

February 14, 2022 / Posted by:

I only realized it was Super Bowl Sunday when I went to Home Depot and the Garden Center was the only section seeing any action. The moment I realized I shouted “MOVE BITCH, I’M MISSING MY COMMERCIALS!” as I pushed an old lady into some zinnias and hightailed it to the car. But I was too late and by the time I got home, I had to find out on Twitter that cryptocurrency, useless apps, and hard seltzer are the future.

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Florence Pugh Is Still Talking About Her Age Gap Love With Zach Braff

July 6, 2021 / Posted by:

Some people may think Florence Pugh and Zach Braff’s relationship is gross, but I say it’s beautiful and refreshing. More fathers and daughters should publicly express their love for one another and not worry about — wait, what? They’re LOVERS?! But he’s 46! And she’s 25! She was in kindergarten when Scrubs premiered in 2001! Aaaand scene.

The above paragraph is the type of shit that pisses Florence Pugh right off. She’s been extremely vocal about how she doesn’t think anybody has the right to talk about her relationship, specifically her and Zach’s age difference. And after more than two years of dating, she’s still talking about it. In a new interview with The Sunday Times, Florence theorizes that her relationship “bugs people” because it’s “not who they expected” her to date. Yep, that’s the reason we’re weirded out. Ya got us, Flo.

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Some People Think Florence Pugh Is Married After Zach Braff Was Seen Wearing A Ring

March 9, 2021 / Posted by:

Florence Pugh has previously wondered out loud what gives anyone the right to want to talk about her relationship with Zach Braff. And to be fair, I’m sure there are people who would agree with Florence. The Garden State/Scrubs years really maxed out everyone’s ability to care about Zach Braff. But the bad news for Florence is that Zach recently did something that will once again have people talking about their relationship. And that’s because Zach was seen wearing a ring on the most suspicious of fingers while out for a walk with Florence herself.

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Zach Braff And Gabrielle Union Will Star In A Remake Of “Cheaper By The Dozen” For Disney Plus

January 29, 2021 / Posted by:

For a company that prides itself on “Imagineering,” whatever the fuck that means, Disney sure seems to lack good old-fashioned imagination. According to Deadline, Disney+ is working on a “reimagining” of Cheaper by the Dozen, that old Steve Martin movie, which was already a remake of the 1950 film of the same name, which was an adaptation of a 1948 book of the same name. There’s a reason “reimagining” isn’t a real word, just saying. And they are really straining the bounds of credulity by casting Zach Braff and Gabrielle Union as the mom and pop of a “multiracial, blended family.” Look, I’ll buy a 1’ tall genocidal 50-year-old infant that can move shit with its mind, but Zach Braff pulling Gabrielle Union and putting a gang of babies up in her? Sirs/ma’ams, you have lost your minds.

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