Ben Affleck has spent the past few years making Dunkin iced coffee approximately 92% of his entire identity. He even went viral last year when he became a semi-relatable meme as he juggled a stack of rain-soaked packages (symbolic of the trials and tribulations of life, obviously) as his beloved Dunkin (which I interpreted as sanity) precariously sat atop them, poised to come crashing down at any second–while he also tried to prevent his pants from falling down (not everything has to be a metaphor; bitch just needs to spring for a belt). But Ben is a changed man now that he married his supposed human love, Jennifer Lopez, this past summer. He frolicked in Paris, is so at ease that he fell asleep while afloat on the Seine, and allowed J.Af to hold him hostage include him in her TikToks. But now, things must’ve gotten super-serious; because while on a recent outing with Jennifer, Ben canoodled with Dunkin’s mortal enemy: Starbucks.

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It’s happening. My nightmare is coming true: the 2000s fashion craze is taking hold. A combination of Gen Z-ers stumbling upon reruns of The OC and fashion houses running out of ideas has led to this outcome. And one of the worst trends of the period has made its debut on the iHeartRadio Jingle Ball red carpet. Katie Holmes unabashedly rocked up to the event in the dreaded dress-over-jeans outfit. Maybe the Y2K glitch did actually happen in 2000 and sent us back in time because we’re definitely in the dark ages. Katie Holmes bringing back this Y2K awfulness makes sense since, during the aughts, she brought back the tight-rolled jeans of the 90s!

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Britney Spears is once again causing a stir online. Fans are already wondering if something’s up after she shared a touching Instagram tribute to her sister Jamie Lynn Spears instead of ranting about familial betrayal. After posting a series of pictures and videos on her birthday last week, Britney’s Instagram mysteriously went dark (for the 12,987th time this year) and was deactivated this past Tuesday. A few days later, though, the account rose from the dead, and she was back to give us more twirls! However, her abrupt disappearance added fuel to the rumor that her account is being controlled by someone else. To calm the stans, Britney shared a message to explain the deactivation and also to ram a cake in her mouth while dancing.

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I’m sorry to report this news to anyone over 30, but the entertainment website The Daily Loud thinks you’re close to death. If you’ve managed to make it past this age and not have evaporated into prehistoric dust, you are a marvel of humanity. The site’s Twitter account recently got into it with the people of the internet when they commented that Hilary Duff “still” looks great at the ripe old age of 35. Damn, The Daily Loud, what did Lizzie McGuire do to hurt you?!

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