Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes, have spent years dodging the attention surrounding their “Are They Doin’ It?” romance but last night at the Met Gala they gave the people what they wanted (wait, did we want it?) by appearing together for the first time at the Met Gala. Even though it was a bit brief, and Jamie probably spent the night trying to find a side piece to hump on at the after-party.
Despite whatever he said about being single (and possibly hooking up with some “who?”), Jamie Foxx is still fucking with Katie Holmes. Jamie is probably a bit of a ho, but has a handsome penis and a good sense of humor. And Katie seems more interested in the latter than the former. And that’s OK. After being married to whatever the opposite of a handsome penis with a warm laugh is, Katie seems happy to just be able to chill. And according to Us Weekly, that’s just what she and Jamie are doing. It’s chill, that’s why you won’t see Jamie giving Suri a piggyback on the beach anytime soon. Sources say Jamie and Katie are keeping things low-key for the sake of their kids. What Jamie and Katie do together is strictly grown folks stuff.
I guess sometimes the D is so good you don’t mind if it wanders over to a side piece (or two)? Katie Holmes has had hid her quasi-secret relationship with Jamie Foxx for years, and we’ve all heard it’s because as part of her divorce agreement with Tom Cruise, she wasn’t allowed to go public with a new man. Katie and Jamie have been together for years and were spotted on vacation in Miami just before New Year’s Eve…and just before Jamie was spotted with two other chicks a few days later. Ruh-roh! So much for those marriage rumors!
Earlier this summer, there were reports that Katie Holmes and her not-so-secret-anymore boyfriend Jamie Foxx had broken up after five years of not really confirming they were even together. It turned out not to be true, and FoxHol was still going strong. They’re so strong that they’re thinking of taking the leap from semi-secret relationship to semi-secret wedding in Paris. The same place where Tom Cruise popped the question to Katie back in 2010.
When we last heard about Tom Cruise and his non-relationship with his 12-year-old daughter Suri Cruise, Leah Remini was saying that Katie Holmes could lose custody of Suri just by talking to her, and that came after we heard Tom hasn’t seen Suri in years. A source tells UsWeekly that Tom could see Suri, but he doesn’t, because she’s not a Scientologist. While most of us would award Tom the Asshole Dad of the Year award for that, I’m sure David Miscavige is awarding him with The Most Amazing And Perfect Dad award, but then again he probably gets that every morning from his Scientology minions. Continue reading
As everyone and their Thetans know, Anti-Scientology Warrior Queen Leah Remini has made a second career out of calling out the head bitches of the Cult of L. Ron Hubbard for the way Scientologists have been treated while in the group of L. Ro worshipers and after leaving it. Leah has really gone in on the Jesus of Scientology, Tom Cruise, and called him “diabolical,” said he’s untouchable in Scientology, and that he could easily bring down the Crazy Kingdom of E-Meters if he wanted to (which I’m sure he doesn’t since he’s probably addicted to the feeling of a thousand tongues up his Scientolohole). And now Leah’s saying that he could also rip Suri Cruise out of Katie Holmes‘ arms for talking to her.