Prince Harry Says That “They Were Happy To Lie To Protect My Brother” In The Trailer For “Volume II” Of Netflix’s “Harry & Meghan”
The first part of Harry & Meghan (aka The Oprah Interview: The B-Sides) is a hit in the UK for Netflix. The first episode got 2.4 million smart TV views in one day. And it’s safe to say that 2.3 million of those views came from Piers Morgan’s viciously hate-fapping to the show so hard that he forgot to wish his wife a happy birthday publicly. The last three episodes (or “Volume II” as it’s pretentiously called) of Harry & Meghan come out this week. To promote it, Netflix released a trailer, and it’s pretty much the same ole same ole.’ But there’s a moment when Prince Harry says, “THEY were happy to lie to protect my brother.” As for who is the THEY that Harry is talking about, is it the Palace? Is it the media? Is it the blind tricks who declared Prince William the hottest bald guy on the planet? Well, even Netflix might be confused about who the “they” is.
Elon Musk Made An Appearance At A Dave Chappelle Show In San Francisco And Got Booed For Ten Minutes Straight
We know from the progeny he made with Grimes that Elon Musk is super into aliens which might help to explain why he’s spent the past year or so attempting to alienate everybody in his orbit, starting with his own family and then moving on to alienate his investors, then his own employees and customers, and last night, Elon successfully alienated an entire stadium full of Dave Chapelle fans when he joined Dave on stage to deliver the most cacophonous tight-ten I have ever witnessed. According to Forbes, Elon joined Dave on stage during a set at the Chase Center in San Francisco and was greeted with nearly ten minutes of continuous, heartfelt booing from the audience. It would seem, much to his shock and horror, that Elon learned the hard way that, while you can buy friends, you can’t buy your friend’s fans and also that alienating someone doesn’t mean they turn into the cool little outer-space dude he’s been doodling in his notebook since he was eight; it means they hate your ass. Now worse than ever.
Patti LaBelle Was Rushed Offstage After A Bomb Threat At Her Show In Milwaukee
Now more than ever, we must protect our cultural icons at all costs! So I need to know the names of every security officer at Patti LaBelle‘s recent show in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, because they all need Congressional Medals of Honor. On Saturday night, Patti was enjoying an evening of kicking off shoes and shouting toward the heavens during her show at the Riverside Theater. But as someone was literally giving her flowers, security bum-rushed the stage like a Wu-Tang concert and whisked Patti away from the threat of imminent danger.
Beyonce Is Reportedly Implementing A No Drugs And Alcohol Policy For The Crew Of Her Upcoming World Tour
Beyonce knew what she was doing when she named her album Renaissance because she’s about to experience a renaissance in her bank account very soon. Because it’s time for a tour! We all knew this time was coming since Renaissance was basically Beyonce’s way of informing the Beyhive to get their checkbooks ready to spend until it hurts. But honestly, I think the real people who will feel the sting are the crew members who will be touring with her in 2023. Of course, it’s an honor to be that close to the Queen. But it comes at a price. And Beyonce’s tour instructions are going to be very strict, including no drugs, no drugs, and #MeToo checks to make sure that everybody is keeping their hands to themselves.
The 2023 Golden Globe Nominations Are Out
The 80th Golden Globes will air on NBC on January 10, 2023, and there’s a chance that host Jerrod Carmichael will be telling jokes to nothing but a room filled with drunken tumbleweeds, plastered crickets, and Jamie Lee Curtis. Because pretty much no celebrities made an appearance during last year’s pathetic and unaired Golden Globes disaster. And Brendan Fraser, who is unsurprisingly nominated for The Whale, has already made it clear that you won’t be seeing him deliver a sequel to his legendary Golden Globes viral clap of 2010 (and no, not the kind of viral clap that requires antiobtics) during 2023’s ceremony. Brendan has already said that he won’t be at the Golden Globes because he’s boycotting the ceremony over how the Hollywood Foreign Press Association handled his allegation that a former member sexually assaulted him. Well, the shit show must go on, I guess, and this morning, the nominations were announced. The TV nominations are pretty standard to me, but the movie nominations are all over the place. I mean, Ana de Armas got a Best Actress nomination for Blonde. This means that Ana and Blonde director Andrew Dominik will probably spew out more gross fuckery about Marilyn Monroe to the media. Poor Marilyn, back to rolling in her grave she goes!
Surprise! Diddy Is A Father For The Seventh Time And Named His New Daughter After Himself
There’s a new baby in town, and shockingly, this new baby has nothing to do with Nick Cannon. The new dad is 53-year-old Sean Love Combs, who sometimes goes by Diddy, and sometimes he goes by Love–I’m not trying to keep up, but that’s his fault at this point. Hopefully, his new baby will be able to keep up with their father’s name situation, as Diddy announced Saturday that he’s now father to a seventh child. Guess what he named her? Love Sean Combs. Yup, he just rearranged his own name. And if he goes by Love sometimes, then they’re both “Love?” Not even a “Jr.” tossed in? A bit confusing, but okay. The real problem is the mother of the child is not his current rumored girlfriend.