The Return Of Katie Holmes’ Tight Rolled Jeans

August 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Yes, I’m the only dumb skank who gives a tiger’s penis (NSFW) about Stepford Katie’s love of tight rolled jeans. They made their first known appearance over two weeks ago. I hated her jeans at first, but now they’re slowly growing on me. I’ve been stuck in the mid-1980s for so long and Katie’s hideous tight rolled jeans have slowly brought me into the late 1980s and early 1990s. The New Kids on the Block reunion has also helped me move past 1985. I’m getting there…..

That being said, Stepford Katie still looks like a bowl of wilted lettuce with no dressing. You know she thought she looked extra sexy with Tommy Girl’s disco jacket on.

And since we’re talking about the early 1990s. I leave you with this musical masterpiece. When I was a kid, my friends and I would choreograph dances to this song. Again, thank GOD YouTube wasn’t around then. For the longest time I thought he sang, “shit is on the window.” I thought that was really edgy.

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