It seemed like little Hilary Duff had only just grown into her veneers when in the blink of an eye, we were reading that for an ancient, decrepit 35-year-old, she still looks great! She’s been pretty unproblematic for her long celeb tenure, so when she admitted on a podcast that she sometimes practices Gwyneth Paltrow’s widely-criticized morning ritual of not eating food and only getting their tweak on with black coffee, it didn’t sound as alarming or nefarious. The fact that Bethenny Frankel didn’t run to her defense and Hilary didn’t follow it up by trying to peddle and/or eat coochie candle probably also didn’t hurt.
I’m sorry to report this news to anyone over 30, but the entertainment website The Daily Loud thinks you’re close to death. If you’ve managed to make it past this age and not have evaporated into prehistoric dust, you are a marvel of humanity. The site’s Twitter account recently got into it with the people of the internet when they commented that Hilary Duff “still” looks great at the ripe old age of 35. Damn, The Daily Loud, what did Lizzie McGuire do to hurt you?!
Yesterday, Aaron Carter died WAY too young age of 34, after years of struggling. Aaron was well known for his young pop star career and being the little brother of Nick Carter of Backstreet Boys fame. During those teeny bopper years, his name was all over the teen mags for his relationships with fellow teen idols Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. There was even a SCANDALOUS (not really) love triangle between the three, which cemented Aaron’s place as an early-aughts tween heartthrob. After hearing about his passing, Hilary posted some heartfelt words on social media about her young love.
Gen Z really seems obsessed with the recent past as they’ve brought back basically every fashion item from the 90s–even the ugly ones–and they’ve also been digging through the early 2000s for more inspiration. Enter: Hilary Duff. TikTok has been loving Hilary’s single from the album, With Love, which was also the name of her perfume. But the song isn’t the main attraction to Gen Z’s interest, it’s the half-assed soft choreography Hilary would do at the end of her live performances which has become a TikTok dance. It’s the Hilary Duff With Love Challenge! And Hilary, being the name-sake of the challenge, has finally added her own contribution.
Hilary Duff Tested Positive For COVID-19 Despite Being Vaccinated And Calls The Delta Variant A “Little Bitch”
Hilary Duff obviously wasn’t doing enough of those allegedly eye infection-inducing Coronavirus tests of hers. Or maybe the Delta variant is just super infectious like we’ve been told (probably that one). Because Hilary is fully vaccinated and also sick with COVID-19. (Even when vaccinated you can still catch COVID, but it does significantly lower your risk of symptoms and hospitalization.) And it’s the Delta variety so she’s got symptoms and Hil’s review is in and she’s given Delta a grade of “little bitch.”
Tragedy struck last year when Hilary Duff revealed that the Lizzie McGuire reboot was officially dead because Disney+ wouldn’t let her grown-up Lizzie be grown (they wanted a more family-friendly show, whereas Hilary wanted an “honest, authentic” adult version of her character). Hilary begged Hulu to pick up the Lizzie reboot, but they didn’t. But only Hilary’s grown-up Lizzie McGuire dreams died. Hilary and Hulu found a project to do together, and that’s an upcoming sequel to the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother called How I Met Your Father.