Category: Work Bitch

Jennifer Lopez Shared Her And Ben Afflecks’ New Hims And Herses Valentine’s Day Tattoos

February 15, 2023 / Posted by:

Nobody with eyes (or ears) is ever going to doubt Jennifer Lopez’s commitment; be it to an aesthetic (sexy lady), a brand (Herses), a bit (TL4E) or her (current) relationship. So it should be no surprise that JLo used the Valentine’s Day holiday to reinforce all her commitments at once by sharing herses new couple’s tattoos with hubby Ben Affleck, dispelling any suggestion of trouble in paradise. If Ben proposed she gets a phoenix back piece to match his, then he doesn’t know Jen like we know Jen. JLo kept it cute with “an arrow piercing an infinity sign made up of her and Ben’s names” on her ribs (please nobody tell her Shotgun Wedding costar-for-a-day Armie Hammer!), according to E! News. And Ben got one of crossed arrows “with the couple’s first initials” I think, in his armpit.

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Ben Affleck Went Viral For Looking “Miserable” At The Grammys With Jennifer Lopez

February 6, 2023 / Posted by:

Couples where one partner loves to get loud, and the other is oriented toward quiet contemplation are frequently well-matched. Two loudmouths (J Rod) are annoying, and two church mice (BenAnana) are a snooze. And Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez always seem to strike the perfect balance between homebody (Hims) and home entertainment center (Herses). But what works in private doesn’t always work as well out in public, as evidenced by Ben’s over-it demeanor at last night’s Grammy Awards. According to Page Six, Jen’s customary high pitch(y) energy was no match for the raw, atomic power of Ben’s signature thousand-yard stare. Therefore it was Ben alone, sans Ennifer,  who “became the night’s viral sensation.” Typical that the man just has to sit there looking “miserable” while the woman does all the work of sitting there looking beautiful #JOBEAUTY, #OnTheJLo, #HimsAndHerses #2ndTimeAround #ExclusivelyAtTarget.

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An Olive Garden Manager Was Fired For Telling Staff To Come Into Work No Matter What, And If Their Dog Dies, They Need To Bring The Dead Dog In To Prove It

December 9, 2022 / Posted by:

The manager of an Olive Garden in Johnson County, Kansas has been fired after sending an extreme message to employees about attendance. KCTV5 reports that the manager (who has remained nameless) was so annoyed about her restaurant’s “staggering” amount of call-outs that she ordered them to come into work when they were sick to “prove it to us.” Then she took it several billion steps further and wrote, “If your dog died, you need to bring him in and prove it to us.” Um, is that a smart idea for a restaurant? “I’m sorry you found fur in your chicken parmigiana, ma’am. Unfortunately, our kitchen is packed to the rafters with fresh dog corpses…”

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Elon Musk Orders Tesla Employees To Stop Working From Home And Return To The Office For 40 Hours A Week

June 2, 2022 / Posted by:

For many people, working from home is the one good thing to come out of the pandemic. No more commuting! No more office small talk! No more pants! But Tesla CEO Elon Musk doesn’t give a hoot if his employees are happier working remotely. Variety says that in leaked emails, Elon ordered workers to get their asses back to the office for 40+ hours a week, or “we will assume you have resigned.” Wow, dude’s really gunning for that “Most Evil CEO Billionaire” title, isn’t he? Continue reading


Meghan Markle’s First Podcast Series For Spotify Will Debut This Summer

March 18, 2022 / Posted by:

At long last, Archwell Audio has announced that Mehgan Markle has finally gotten, or will be getting, her ass in the studio to record a “groundbreaking first Spotify podcast series” which is set to premiere this summer. Meghan and Prince Harry’s first and only bit of content since signing a multi-year deal with Spotify way back in December of 2020, was a single 30-minute episode they let their baby talk on. According to People, a press release from Archwell Audio mentions that AA is “eager to be responsible stewards of an audio landscape,” which is either a dig at Joe Rogan, or evidence that they took advantage of Joe getting busted for acting up and telling lies in class, to get an extension on their homework.

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Olivia Jade Will Probably Be On The Upcoming Season Of “Dancing With The Stars”

September 1, 2021 / Posted by:

A mother’s love knows no bounds. Lord knows Lori Loughlin sacrificed her very freedom to give her daughter Olivia Jade the opportunity to drop out of USC after one semester, which she wouldn’t have been able to do on her own had her parents not bribed her way in. Without Lori and her husband Mossimo Giannulli‘s intervention, Olivia would be broke and unemployable instead of joining the cast of season 30 of Dancing With The Stars! Which she is, according to TMZ.

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