Jennifer Lopez Shared Her And Ben Afflecks’ New Hims And Herses Valentine’s Day Tattoos
Nobody with eyes (or ears) is ever going to doubt Jennifer Lopez’s commitment; be it to an aesthetic (sexy lady), a brand (Herses), a bit (TL4E) or her (current) relationship. So it should be no surprise that JLo used the Valentine’s Day holiday to reinforce all her commitments at once by sharing herses new couple’s tattoos with hubby Ben Affleck, dispelling any suggestion of trouble in paradise. If Ben proposed she gets a phoenix back piece to match his, then he doesn’t know Jen like we know Jen. JLo kept it cute with “an arrow piercing an infinity sign made up of her and Ben’s names” on her ribs (please nobody tell her Shotgun Wedding costar-for-a-day Armie Hammer!), according to E! News. And Ben got one of crossed arrows “with the couple’s first initials” I think, in his armpit.
JLo also made sure to include some historical snaps from the dark ages of Bennifer1.0. Never one to miss an opportunity for synergy, Jen made sure to tag her post #CommitmentIsSexy #ThisIsUsThen #ThisIsUsNow #THISISMENOW, making sure her end is covered, but she failed to show us Ben’s contractually obligated Dunkin logo tattoo. However, that will probably be revealed **sotto voce** #OnTheJo. Here’s the very picture of Endless Love minus those sweet, sweet harmonies. THIS IS HER NOW, OK?
God supposedly made the heavens and the earth in seven days, but JLo’s got him beat by getting Ben to look “more friendly, more motivated” in just over a week. Come on, it was a bigger job by far! How long do you think God spent on platypus? Well double that and you’ll have an idea of what J Lo’s had to work with. Platypus out here butt ass naked. Ben had to be coaxed into a tux and a tat. But I do think she dropped the ball on the placement and design. Crossed arrows that meet in the middle then go on their merry separate ways suggests #ThisWasUsTwoYearsAgo. And what happens when Ben’s armpit hair grows back? How will people know he’s in love with the love of his life, and not just in love with the gigantic fire turkey that covers his back? All this sharing and neither of them are sharing what we actually want to see! Sure, commitment can be sexy, but #FullDisclosureIsSexier. SHOW US THE FIRE TURKEY, YOU COWARDS!
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