Olivia Jade Is Back On YouTube After A Year Of Laying Low

I know for me, I have been avoiding things like going to the dentist while COVID-19 is still running rampant and fucking everybody’s shit up. Thankfully, Olivia Jade is back on YouTube with a Vlog so mind-numbingly vapid, watching it is like getting a root canal, with no gas, right from the comfort of your own home!

Olivia’s first new YouTube video in over a year features riveting footage of Olivia “journaling,” opening various doors in her stark white apartment, making coffee, feeding her dog, talking about a salad she bought then shaking said salad, walking on a treadmill, murdering a chicken breast with a dull knife and talking about some of life’s greatest mysteries like why she likes oversized pajamas so much. I’ll save you the suspense — she doesn’t know why, just that she does. However, if you “have any questions or something to say” about her participation in the college admission scandal that landed both of her parents in prison, Olivia would like you to please refer to the Red Table Talk episode where she already said what she said! Don’t worry, Olivia knows how that sounds and she’s sorry. But seriously, no questions, just vibes. Page Six reports:

Disgraced influencer Olivia Jade Giannulli is returning to the fertile ground from whence she sprung — no, not tremendous privilege — YouTube, where she posted her first video in over a year.

Her introduction makes reference to her “Red Table Talk” appearance — which angered “RTT” host Jada Pinkett Smith’s mom and pleased Sofia Richie — and directs viewers to revisit it should they have any questions about her thoughts on the college admissions scandal that landed both of her parents in prison.

She then interrupts the video with an apparently after-the-fact edit suggesting that she “[didn’t] mean to say that in a dismissive way or a pretentious way,” or imply “I went on Red Table Talk and now my name is cleared.” She also thanked the show’s hosts for having her.

The video is 15 minutes long and I watched the entire thing. The best part was where Oliva decides to “cook dinner” which amounts to placing some raw broccoli on a baking sheet next to a raw chicken breast she cut into toddler-sized pieces and threatening to bake the entire thing for 30 minutes in the oven after “seasoning” it with olive oil.

*Spoiler Alert* The broccoli never made it onto the final plate. She replaced it with some seaweed chips and the broccoli was never seen nor heard from again.

And this was supposed to be HER dinner, not the dog’s! I have reached out to Jada about an appearance on RTT so I can discuss the painful ordeal of having watched the entire video and the possible long-term damage done to both the inferior and superior oblique muscles in the eyes of the over 300,000 poor souls (and counting) who have already watched Olivia’s return to the workforce. I have yet to hear back, I’ll keep you posted. But consider yourself warned!

It’s like The Ring, anyone who watches this video will be tracked down and murdered by a slimy chicken breast that’s hell-bent on revenge.

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