Category: Tesla
Elon Musk Orders Tesla Employees To Stop Working From Home And Return To The Office For 40 Hours A Week
For many people, working from home is the one good thing to come out of the pandemic. No more commuting! No more office small talk! No more pants! But Tesla CEO Elon Musk doesn’t give a hoot if his employees are happier working remotely. Variety says that in leaked emails, Elon ordered workers to get their asses back to the office for 40+ hours a week, or “we will assume you have resigned.” Wow, dude’s really gunning for that “Most Evil CEO Billionaire” title, isn’t he? Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Jeffrey Dean Morgan Talking About The Time He Accidentally Bought A Tesla While High On CBD Gummies
Jeffrey Dean Morgan, of The Walking Dead, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to talk about the show and a prequel episode about his evil-bastard character, Negan. While talking with Jimmy Kimmel about life in quarantine and his work/life balance as a zombie hunter, Jeffrey explained that he had been dabbling with CBD gummies. That dabbling came to a screeching halt when Jeffrey got so high he bought a Tesla online and forgot about it. I did that once with a Xander Corvus dildo I’ve never used. Much cheaper than a Tesla though.
Elon Musk Says That Grimes’ Due Date Is On Monday, And He Plans On Selling Almost All Of His Physical Possessions
Here I was thinking that pop weirdo Grimes was so hypnoti$$$ed by boyfriend Elon Musk and his brand of douchey, hi-tech, pot-scented fuckery that she’d never have a harsh word to say about him. But things have changed. Sometimes that happens when men open their mouths.
People is reporting that the Tesla CEO and anti-lockdown “activist”, spent some time in the doghouse (which is probably still worth about $10 million and has an indoor heated pool) after his girlfriend, who according to him, is due to birth out their Tesla baby on Monday, caught wind of his recent “take back America” tweetstorm.
Elon Musk’s New Tesla Is Getting ROASTED Because Of How Ugly It Is
Kotaku says that people are mocking the shit out of Tesla’s new LEGO DeLoreon-looking Cybertruck. Elon Musk revealed the new truck at the Tesla Design Center in L.A. The hideous beast of a car was called by Elon the “official truck of Mars” which no human lives on, and will probably live on in this lifetime. And unless E.T. wants to correct me, I doubt there’s an alien up there who wants to drive that ugly shit.
Open Post: Hosted By Tesla’s New “Dog Mode”
Elon Musk has finally found a way to get Tesla some good publicity after he spent his summer driving their name into the ground. First he called a Thai cave rescuer a pedophile. Then his girlfriend at the time, Grimes, invited her friend Azealia Banks, to come party at Elon’s house and she ended up exposing him. And then he plummeted stock prices by getting high with douche-bro legend Joe Rogan. And finally, Elon got charged with securities fraud. This all led to Elon having to step down as chairman of the company. Best summer ever, amirite!? Well Elon found a way to salvage things with one simple tool: DOGS!