Category: Work Bitch
Britney Spears Posted A Meme Calling For The Redistribution Of Wealth
Not all celebrities are vacuous caverns of narcissistic delusion sitting high in their ivory towers preaching unity and community while sending their assistants out to buy groceries. And you might expect one of the louder lefties to be the first to break ranks and call for a complete and total upheaval of our capitalist society in the wake of this unprecedented global pandemic. But everything is so topsy-turvy right now, that tonight, the role of Susan Sarandon will be played by Britney Spears. According to The Week (and oh what a one it’s been), Brit Brit’s over on Instagram calling for a general strike and the redistribution of wealth. You want the proletariat to attain its emancipation from the sway of the exploiting and ruling class without, at the same time, and once and for all, emancipating society at large from all exploitation, oppression, class distinctions and class struggles? You better work*, bitch!
Jeremy Meeks Is About To Have His Own Fashion Line
Jeremy Meeks may have successfully secured the bag by pumping a baby into an heiress (Top Shop heir Chloe Green to be exact), but that doesn’t mean his true passions have been fulfilled. Jeremy has moved on to the next phase in his plan to take the fashion world by storm. Jeremy probably sat up late nights in his prison cell devising one of the most convoluted plans ever concocted to get his name and face (literally!) on a poly-blend t-shirt. And it worked! Jeremy just announced a collaboration with a German-based fashion company generically named Fashion Concept GmbH (don’t bother looking for a website). WWD reports that the deal is said to be worth $15 million dollars, roughly equivalent to the May/June diesel fuel budget for Chloe’s dad’s yacht.
Robert De Niro’s Company Is Suing An Ex-Employee For Watching Too Much Netflix At Work
Out of the grey, desolate bleakness, a new hero has emerged. Show me a woman who managed to, in 4 days, watch 55 episodes of Friends at work while getting paid, and I’ll show you an icon. Her name is Chase Robinson, but instead of being rewarded for her astounding achievements in workplace don’t-give-a-fuckatude, she’s being punished with a $6 million dollar lawsuit brought on by her former employer, Robert De Niro. Sure, Chase may have also been accused of a little light embezzlement on the side, but how else was she supposed to eat lunch while watching Netflix at work if not for the Canal Productions company credit card? Did Bobby expect her to bring a bologna sandwich from home or some shit? Hell to the naw.
Geoffrey Owens Made An Appearance In The SAG Awards Opener
Bringing 9-5 realness, Geoffrey Owens was featured in the opening “I’m An Actor” bit at last night’s SAG Awards. You may recall that back in September, Geoffrey was photographed working at a New Jersey Trader Joe’s, the unflattering pictures eventually becoming fodder for Daily Mail and Fox News. But nobody was gonna play Geoffrey dirty like that, and instead of making fun of him, people flooded him with support. Nicki Minaj even got involved, inserting herself into the conversation by offering Geoffrey $25,000 he didn’t ask for. When she eventually came through with the funds, Geoffrey donated them to The Actor’s Fund in the name of The Rashad Show (yes, we are still calling it that) alum Earle Hyman.
Kevin Federline Filed For Additional Child Support Claiming He Only Earns 1% Of What Britney Spears Earns
Kevin Federline still needs more money for child support. According to The Blast, he’s officially filed documents requesting an increase to make up for the fact that in recent years, he only earns 1% of what Britney Spears earns and it’s not fair for the kids to have to live in a hovel when they’re with him, and a mansion when they’re with their momma. And the kids are suffering because of it. What, you never heard of Childhood Parental Wealth Disparity Syndrome (CPWDS)? It’s a silent killer.
Britney Spears Shows Off Her Bod And Her Man In Instagram Workout Videos
Britney Spears is gearing up for her Piece of Me tour which means working hard with her vocal coach to perfect every trill, run and key change in her repertoire. I kid, Brit’s hitting the home gym. The vocals will be shipped to the venue separately. She’s recently posted a clip of her working out with her 24-year-old, ex-backup dancer, cum model, cum personal trainer boyfriend, Sam Asghari, who is more than a snack, he’s a fucking Golden Corral buffet.