Johnny Depp’s libel suit against The Sun is still being heard in a courtroom in London, and there was also talk that Johnny’s exes Vanessa Paradis and Winona Ryder might testify on his behalf, to say that he’s a good guy and bla bla bla. Other exes have said he’s not a violent shitbag. Penelope Cruz, who didn’t date Johnny but has worked with him a few times, submitted a declaration in which she vouched for his character. Well, his ex-wife Amber Heard’s recent testimony brought forth an implication that the woman from Johnny’s past that you want to speak to is Kate Moss because according to Amber, Johnny got violent with her when they were together.
Brittany Gatica Littleton is a vegan influencer with over 30,000 followers. She also co-owns Sugar Taco, a vegan restaurant in Los Angeles, and owns Little Love Rescue, an animal rehab. Brittany is pissing people off, as influencers do, and not because she faked a dramatic accident to shill water or threatened the Hamptons with coronavirus. Brittany has been accused of refusing to return a homeless man’s dog because of the pooch’s health problems. But Brittany claims that she didn’t “steal” the dog and is just trying to help out a down-and-out pooch in need.
Meet Siba, the glamorous bitch who pranced her way to victory at last night’s Westminster Dog Show finals. Siba, a 3-year-old Standard Poodle, is the Joan Collins of dogs. No one’s gonna sit here and tell me Siba’s never casually thought about tossing the contents of her water bowl into some deserving bitch’s snout and was only stopped from doing so by her lack of opposable thumbs. Siba’s a winner dahling, and don’t ever forget it.
No, Scott Disick didn’t pop out of Kourtney Kardashian’s stocking like, “Hey babe, I’m back and I’m mostly all yours for the next 12 to 18 months!” She got a literal dog. Kourtney surprised her family with a purebred golden retriever on Christmas morning. And that wouldn’t be a problem, except for the fact that the internet was very quick to point out that Kourtney already has a dog that hasn’t exactly been seen in person recently. Is Kourtney the Kardashian version of Justin Bieber? Some people on the internet thought so.
Wally Conron, the creator of the designer breed of the labradoodle, says he regrets what he’s done because he says most of them are either nuts or have hereditary problems. Wallys states that he created the hybrid breed for hypo-allergic reasons and now designer dogs have become a thing and he’s not here for it. It’s a good thing for Wally that labradoodles can’t read human or else he’d wake up to find his lawn covered with crazed labradoodle turds of revenge.
Teen Mom really cut and run at the right time because here’s a long interview with People, Jenelle Evans and David Eason–which I can only call an effort to “come out” about him killing Nugget. Which they both had previously denied…. to the police, reportedly. So the happy ending in all of this may be David and Jenelle getting handcuffed for lying to the police! But until then….