Category: Dog Drama

Open Post: Hosted By Ralphie The Demon Dog’s Happy Ending

March 25, 2023 / Posted by:

When we last checked in with Ralphie the “demon dog” of Niagara, he had bullied his adopted home so much that the boy got put into reform school. Don’t let the adorable face fool you. Ralphie is a certified “whole jerk-not even half.” Well, he WAS a whole jerk. After spending time in the big house, Ralphie has cleaned up his act! Not only that, but he’s also found his forever home!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Ate A Fitbit And Went For A “20-Minute Bike Ride”

March 19, 2023 / Posted by:

If you have a pet, you know what it’s like to lose something only to discover your furry friend destroyed/hid/ate it. Animals simply don’t grasp the concept of capitalism and how much you paid for that limited-edition throw pillow from West Elm! And of all of God’s creatures, dogs are notorious for messing with your stuff. Michigan resident Marie Fournier experienced the disappearance of her beloved Fitbit and concluded that it was gone forever. That is until the exercise app began to log mysterious activities, which led to her finding the thief: Harley the Golden Retriever!

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Lady Gaga Is Being Sued For Reward Money By The Woman Who Returned Her Stolen Dogs To Police

February 27, 2023 / Posted by:

Audacity comes in many forms, and today, audacity comes in the form of a woman named Jennifer McBride suing Lady Gaga for the $500,000 reward she offered up for the return of her dogs in the dognapping incident that left her dog walker shot and almost dying. Jennifer returned the dogs to the police, which ultimately led to the arrest of five people, including Jennifer herself. Now, she thinks she can still get that $500,000, and I guess some INSANE lawyer decided to help her file a lawsuit against Gaga for the money. Maybe Jennifer filed it herself? Unclear, but the only court this belongs in is Clown Court because this is some clownery of the highest degree.

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Kim Kardashian Caught Heat After Posting A TikTok That Appeared To Show The Family’s Dogs Living In Her Garage

December 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian is so committed to her “zenaesthetic that even her two Pomeranians are beige. However, some are upset that her dogs’ existence might not be so peaceful after she posted a TikTok that seemingly showed them relegated to her garage. After Kim started catching hell, she deleted the TikTok from the account she shares with her daughter, North West; which only pissed people off more.

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An Olive Garden Manager Was Fired For Telling Staff To Come Into Work No Matter What, And If Their Dog Dies, They Need To Bring The Dead Dog In To Prove It

December 9, 2022 / Posted by:

The manager of an Olive Garden in Johnson County, Kansas has been fired after sending an extreme message to employees about attendance. KCTV5 reports that the manager (who has remained nameless) was so annoyed about her restaurant’s “staggering” amount of call-outs that she ordered them to come into work when they were sick to “prove it to us.” Then she took it several billion steps further and wrote, “If your dog died, you need to bring him in and prove it to us.” Um, is that a smart idea for a restaurant? “I’m sorry you found fur in your chicken parmigiana, ma’am. Unfortunately, our kitchen is packed to the rafters with fresh dog corpses…”

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Cheryl Burke Says That She’ll Fight Her Ex, Matthew Lawrence, In Court For Custody Of Their Dog

October 7, 2022 / Posted by:

Because the court docket in a state where excessive water usage violations and Erika Jayne Girardi exist isn’t full enough, Dancing With The Stars pro, Cheryl Burke just waltzed in to make it known that she’s ready to go to war with her recent ex-husband, Matthew Lawrence, when it comes to the custody of the couple’s particularly human-named French Bulldog, Ysabella.

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