Category: Lori Loughlin

Olivia Jade Reportedly Knew Her Parents Had Bribed Her Way Into College

May 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli’s college admission scamming plan is truly playing out like a very special episode of Full House about peer pressure. Except in this case, college is the junior girl’s bathroom, the bribery is cigarettes, and everyone involved appears to be playing the part of Bad Girl Gia. And I mean everyone; according to a source that spoke with Us Weekly, Olivia Jade Giannulli knew her parents were bribing her way into college and didn’t care.

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Olivia Jade Reportedly Wants To Return To USC

May 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Even before the feds screamed, “Freeze, rich dirtbags!“, at her parents, anyone who followed Olivia Jade Giannulli knew she didn’t want to be a college student. She said wanted to go to USC for the same reason anyone with a thirst for a Solo cup filled with Malibu does: the parties. But when it came to the “student” part of being a college student, she wasn’t into it.

Olivia hasn’t officially been kicked out of USC; her academic status is currently under review while her parents, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, face prison time and multiple charges for their role in the college admissions scandal. An extended, possibly-permanent hiatus from school sounds like Olivia’s dream, but according to one source that spoke to Us Weekly, she’s “begging” to go back.

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Mossimo Reportedly Yelled At Olivia Jade’s High School Guidance Counselor After Being Questioned About Her “Rowing Credentials” 

May 16, 2019 / Posted by:

The Lori Laughlin and Mossimo Giannuli’s scandal just took another turn as Olivia Jade’s high school guidance counselor is reportedly getting called as a witness in their case (because you know, this mess is going to trial as of now since Aunt Becky and Mossimo made the genius move of pleading not guilty and think it’s they’re only chance of clearing their pristine reputations). Shit was already real, but now shit just really really really got real because of a high school guidance counselor getting involved. If the assistant principal gets called next, they are truly fucked!!!

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Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Are Already Talking To Crisis PR People About How To Salvage Their Images

May 6, 2019 / Posted by:

Since being charged and arrested in Operation Varsity Blues– where Lori Loughlin and Mossimo allegedly paid $500,000 to get their daughters into USC by fraudulently claiming they were on a rowing team–the couple have rightfully been through it. Other parents, namely Felicity Huffman, seem to be already putting this behind them. We haven’t really heard anything since Felicity pled guilty to the charges and is awaiting sentencing. Meanwhile, Lori and Mossimo are pleading not guilty in vain, and have stories in the news every five minutes with a new source talking to People about something heroic or whatever that was really just PR.

Well, Lori and Mossimo are picking up their need for social approval and they are digging their own graves with it, because sources are telling CNN that they’re so interested in keeping a good public image the couple is already seeking out crisis management help.

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Lori Loughlin Thinks Going To Trial Is Her Only Chance At Redemption!

April 30, 2019 / Posted by:

In her continued battle with reality, sources are saying that Lori Loughlin believes trial is her one shot at saving her “reputation” and also avoiding going to prison in the Operation Varsity Blues rich-people crime syndicate. I would focus on the prison part, girlie, me thinks the reputation is a lost cause. After allegedly spending $500,000 to fake your daughters’ way into USC, not even Taylor Swift album could save your brand now.

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Aunt Becky And Mossimo May Play The “We Didn’t Know We Were Bribing Anyone” Card 

April 24, 2019 / Posted by:

Yes, the people going, “Oh God, I can’t with your asses,” in the background speak for us all!

Lori Loughlin and Mossimo are facing decades upon decades in the clink, because they refused to take a plea deal and plead guilty, so they got even more charges thrown at them for their alleged involvement in the college admissions scandal. We already heard from a source who claimed that Aunt Becky and Mossimo were telling people that they didn’t know they were doing anything illegal by bribing an official, but if they said that in court, there’s a good chance Lady Justice would fart on both of their mouths. Because the court doesn’t really count ignorance of a law as an excuse. So they’ve reportedly came up with another genius excuse!

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