Category: So very tired

Open Post: Hosted By Dolly The Drowsy Dog

March 10, 2021 / Posted by:

One pooch named Dolly was determined to stay up past her bedtime but she was just not able to hold it together and almost fell over. She was like Michael Bolton getting interviewed. Dolly’s human posted about how Dolly was trying to cuddle up to her parents but was just too pooped from her long day of dog business. Running after balls, barking at noises at the door, licking your own asshole; it takes energy. That’s why Piers Morgan always looks so tired.

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Presidential Hopeful Kanye West Is Making A Push In Arizona And Suing The Ohio Secretary of State

August 27, 2020 / Posted by:

Kanye West’s not giving up without a fight! The AP reports that I’m tired. So very tired. Like every bone in my body is individually smashing that snooze button from dawn to dusk tired. After getting booted off the ballot in Ohio, Kanye decided to sue Ohio Secretary of State, Republican Frank LaRose in protest. He’s also, according to TMZ, launching a full court press in Arizona, no matter the cost, to ensure his name appears on the ballot in that state. Aren’t you tired? This shit be tiring as hell. I think one of my proximal phalanges just gave up and died.

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