Sharon Stone Keeps Getting Reported And Blocked On Bumble After Users Think Her Profile Is Fake
Sharon Stone has suffered an injustice. Just like Andy Cohen who kept getting reported on Grindr (probably) for being an impostor, Sharon has been accused of being fraudulent on the dating app Bumble. What a crime! And I don’t mean Sharon being reported. What is wrong with the heterosexual men of the world that they are not worshiping Sharon Stone?! She has to download Bumble? You should be flocking to that famous vagine. But she is intimidating. Imagine you ask her out and she just laughs?
Sharon took to Twitter to complain about her predicament. It seems that Sharon downloaded Bumble to get some hot dates and ended up getting blocked. She is literally too hot for Bumble and no one believes she’s real. Tough life. She let us know about it:
I went on the @bumble dating sight and they closed my account. 👁👁
Some users reported that it couldn’t possibly be me!
Hey @bumble, is being me exclusionary ? 🤷🏼♀️
Don’t shut me out of the hive 🐝— Sharon Stone (@sharonstone) December 30, 2019
— Sharon Stone (@sharonstone) December 30, 2019
So what do you think happened in the comments? Duh, thirsty people stating the obvious:
— Corey Ross (@CorRock3148) December 30, 2019
Damn that's so crazy I knew there was a reason we hadn't matched yet haha but we're here now so…
— Jollybee Farty 🐛⚠️ (@ShakeNBakey) December 30, 2019
They figured mere mortals could not keep up with you.
— Joe Leydon (@JoeLeydon) December 30, 2019
This should make everyone feel slightly better about themselves. I mean, if people like Sharon Stone and Channing Tatum have to hit the dating apps to find love, then really there ain’t nothing wrong witchu. …Well there still might be, but you know what I mean.
Meanwhile, Bumble’s Editorial Director, Clare O’Connor, got the best celebrity interaction of her life when she got to apologize to Sharon-fucking-Stone and unblock her account because she’s a real life Who-man:
Oh no, @sharonstone! @Bumble editorial director here. We're on the case. Trust us, we *definitely* want you in the Hive. We'll get back to you ASAP. 💛
— Clare O'Connor (@Clare_OC) December 30, 2019
AHA! @sharonstone, we at @bumble found your account, unblocked you, and ensured this won't happen again. You can get back to Bumbling! Thanks for bearing with us and hope you find your honey.🐝
— Clare O'Connor (@Clare_OC) December 30, 2019
“Find your honey”? Barf. Most of those men are after no-strings-attached cooch and we all know it, Clare. But thank you for freeing Sharon Stone. But also, stay vigilant. We know that there are Sharon Stone wannabes out there. Check those reports of imitations carefully; never know when it might be Chanel West Coast trying to steal her life again.
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