Night Crumbs
Kim Kardashian will go from repeating scripted lines written for her on American Fame Whorror Story: Kalabas (aka her reality shit show) to repeating scripted lines written for her on American Horror Story. Ryan Murphy announced that the 12th season of American Horror Story will star Emma Roberts and Kim Kardashian and will be based on the upcoming novel Delicate Condition. So basically, the 12th season should be titled AHS: We Really Don’t Want You Watch Anymore. But it’s a good thing for Jessica Lange that she left AHS when she did. Imagine if she got to set and found that her scene partner was Kim Kartrashian?! She’d let out a blood-curdling scream louder than the time she was faced with walls knotty pine, which has more life and charisma than Kim Kardashian – Just Jared
Six months ago, Hilary Swank told everyone that she had a double dose of baby in her womb at 48. Over the weekend, she announced that she and her husband, Philip Schneider, have welcomed their twins. Hilary gave birth to a boy and a girl and posted a pic of the three of them gazing at the sunset. Not pictured: the team of nannies ready to grab her babies when Hilary starts to pass out from the exhaustion of being 48 and dealing with two adorable bundles of snot and slobbery cries – SOW
56-year-old Vincent Cassell and his wife, 26-year-old model Tina Kunakey, might be over after about five years of marriage. This is bad news for Leonardo DiCatchAHo because now he has to worry about Vincent sliding on in the next time he tries to pick up a barely legal model – Celebitchy
Maïwenn, the director of Johnny Depp’s “comeback” movie Jeanne du Barry, has been sued for allegedly attacking a journalist in the middle of a restaurant. I bet the phrase “birds of a feather” is looking at that story while thinking, “Oh, great, another example of me.” – IndieWire
Elon Musk made another genius business decision by getting the W on the sign at Twitter’s headquarters painted over so it now reads “titter.” Next up, he’s going to have all the office chair seats replaced with Whoopee cushions. But seriously, considering how Elon continues to make a TIT out of himself, this is probably the most honest business move he’s made while running Twitter – Pajiba
Saturday night was a big and busy night for every freaky fuck whose kink is seeing the Jonas Brothers in Sally O’Malley drag – OMG Blog
Nearly three weeks after Amanda Bynes was put on a 5150 hold and hospitalized, she may be ready to leave inpatient treatment and start outpatient treatment – Entertainment Weekly
Michael Lerner, who got an Oscar nomination for his performance in Barton Fink and who I remember as Cher Horowitz’s dad in the Clueless TV series, has died. He was 81. Rest in peace, Michael Lerner – Entertainment Weekly
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