Category: Shakira
Jennifer Lopez Says That Co-Headlining The Super Bowl Halftime Show Was “The Worst Idea In The World” In Her Netflix Documentary “Halftime”
Netflix is letting Jennifer Lopez give her fans The Full-Beyonce with Halftime, a new documentary that offers a backstage peek into her creative process while mounting her half of the halftime show she shared with Shakira at the 2020 Super Bowl. Fittingly, JLo wore half a dress at Halftime‘s premiere last night at the 2022 Tribeca Film Festival. People says JLo was “sizzling” in a Tom Ford “curve-hugging black velvet and sheer floor-length gown,” but I think she looks cold. Thankfully, Halftime: The Movie brings the heat. Once inside the screening, JLo was almost certainly warmed by the opportunity to tell Her Truth about having to split stage time with Shakira (she thought it was “the worst idea in the world.”), her “fight to be taken seriously as an artist” and share an inside look at what it’s like finding out you’ve been snubbed for an Oscar.
A Source Says Gerard Pique Never Cheated On Shakira Because They Had An Open Relationship
Over the weekend Shakira and her footballer boyfriend, Gerard Pique, confirmed the rumors they were done after 11 years together. They share two sons, 9-year-old Milan and 7-year-old Sasha. Gossip said that 45-year-old Shakira caught 35-year-old Gerard fooling around with a much younger woman, so she kicked his ass to the curb. The lyrics to her new song, Te Felicito, support the cheater theory: “Do not tell me you’re sorry, that seems sincere, but I know you well and I know you lie” (unlike her hips). But wait! Journalist Jose Antonio Aviles went on the Spanish gossip show Viva la Vida, and says that he spoke with “someone very, very close to Pique.” His source claims that the couple had an open relationship. So Gerard couldn’t have cheated, cuz his wandering peen had a Shakira-sanctioned hall pass. Whenever, wherever, my man can share his nethers!
Shakira And Gerard Pique Announce That They’re Over After He Was Reportedly Caught Cheating
Last week, a rumor popped up, claiming that Shakira and her man of 11 years, Gerard Pique, were on the verge of breaking up over his peen wandering up into the nethers of another. And while rumors about Pique’s alleged wandering peen ways may be as shrug-worthy as hearing that Shakira threw another tax bill into the trash, it’s been reported that she “caught” him cheating and that led to him moving out of their house and into his Barcelona bachelor pad. Shakira and Pique have since moved the rumor of their split into truth territory by confirming that they’re done.
Shakira, Elton John, And More Named In Pandora Papers Leak Of Tax-Evading Rich People
Shakira seems to love three things: shaking her hips, taking down boar thieves, and avoiding taxes! Because she has been named in a new dump of documents that seem to show that she’s been avoiding paying taxes by setting up a P.O. box in a tax haven country. And she isn’t the only one! Sir Elton John, Claudia Schiffer, Ringo Starr, and Julio Iglesias have all also been named in a new tax exposé called the Pandora Papers. From the people who brought you the Panama Papers: more rich people avoiding taxes.
Open Post: Hosted By Shakira Fighting Off Wild Boars
Yesterday, Shakira and her 8-year-old son, Milan, were attacked by two wild boars! In a series of Instagram Stories, Shakira shared that she and Milan were chilling in the park when they were confronted by the barbarian swine, who managed to steal her backpack (which contained her phone). Does the wild boar who stole a nudist’s backpack in Berlin have an alibi? Shakira confronted the beasts and wrangled her bag back. On Instagram, she showed off the designer backpack, which was ripped and covered in mud. She said, “Look how two wild boars that have attacked me in the park have left my bag,” included some photos of the boars, and called to her son, “Milan, tell the truth, how your mommy has confronted the wild boars!” Milan said nothing. Continue reading
Shakira Used The Lockdown To Get A Course Certificate In Ancient Philosophy From The University Of Pennsylvania
What have you accomplished during the pandemic? I’ve thought about starting yoga (baby steps), perfected my grilled cheese recipe, and watched roughly one thousand hours of television. So, yeah. I’m busy. But you’d think Shakira, iconic and ageless shaker of crotch and anus, would use this life-pause to rest her poor hips. After all, she’s a 43-year-old mom to two young boys who just headlined the Super Bowl halftime show.
But nope. Shakira, who’s in lockdown at her home in Barcelona (Spain has the highest number of corona-cases in Europe), proves that she can get shit done Whenever Wherever! She completed an online Ancient Philosophy course from the University of Pennsylvania after her kids went to bed. Wow, and with so much on her Plato (I’m so sorry)! Continue reading