Category: Shakira
The FCC Got 1,300 Complaints Over Jennifer Lopez And Shakira’s Super Bowl Halftime Show
It’s been over three weeks since Jennifer Lopez and Shakira graced us with their booty shaking/belly dancing/tongue wagging Super Bowl halftime show. I loved it. I loved the kids in cages border references I didn’t get the first time around, I loved Shakira bringing Arabic/Latin music to White America, and I loved JLo showing the Oscars exactly what they snubbed with her Hustlers pole dancing routine. But not everyone agreed. The FCC said they received over 1,300 complaints about the halftime show, and they posted the complaints (anonymously) on their website. Continue reading
Jennifer Lopez And Roc Nation Reportedly Clashed Over That Border Crisis Statement During The Super Bowl Halftime Show (UPDATE)
Jennifer Lopez and Shakira turned the Super Bowl LIV halftime show into an extravaganzaaaaa. They shook their thangs, brought the memes, worked the pole, and made a political statement about immigration in the U.S. But that last part was a bit iffy for some involved in the show, namely Jay-Z. It’s now being reported that Jay-Z and Jennifer bumped heads over the whole latin-kids-singing-about-being-American-while-trapped-in-cages thing. He wanted her to not do that. But the only thing Jennifer Lopez doesn’t do? Is drive to the Oscars.
Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Tore Up Super Bowl Halftime Show
Super Bowl LIV (that’s 54 for us regular people) happened yesterday in Miami between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Fransisco 49ers. Kansas City won–if you care about that sort of thing. But you know what I care about? THE HALFTIME SHOW! The real story here is about Oscar-snubee, Jennifer Lopez, and tax-avoidee, Shakira. The EYES OF THE CHILDREN are forever tainted this morning thanks to JLo and Shakira scandalizing the world with their ass shaking and coochie close-ups.
JLo also brought her 11-year-old daughter Emme to the Halftime Show, and so you know what that means. There are now articles like “5 Things To Know About Jennifer Lopez’s Daughter.” Meanwhile, after last night’s football game the only article I keep pitching is: “Who The Fuck Is Travis Kelce And Can He Break My Spine?“
Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Will Co-Headline The 2020 Super Bowl Halftime Show
The rumors were half-right! Two weeks ago, there was a rumor that Jennifer Lopez would be the one who would perform while the majority of Super Bowl LIV viewers got up to pee, grab more 7-layer dip, and possibly change into less-restrictive sweatpants. Today Jennifer Lopez announced (possibly through gritted, clenched teeth) that she’d be sharing the stage with Shakira on Super Bowl Sunday.
Shakira Has Been Charged With Tax Evasion And Owes $16.3 Million
Shakira has learned the hard way that Wherever, Whenever you are, the Tax Man will catch up to you, squeeze you upside-down in his death grip, and shake every last penny out of your turned out pockets if you try to fuck with them. The Spanish Tax Authority has Shakira over a barrel and says she owes them over $16.3 million in back taxes after investigating her for over a year. I’d be ecstatic to have to pay $16.3 million in taxes if it meant that I made a bazillion taxable dollars. I’m just going to sit on that for a moment and curse my life choices as I finish cutting grocery coupons and crying over my Costco brand coffee.
Spain’s Tax Man Is Coming For Shakira
Shakira’s hips may not lie, but it appears her Spanish tax filings do, and Tío Sam is coming to get his cut of her “She Wolf” earnings! Someone had to make that “hips don’t lie” joke. Continue reading