Category: Open Relationship
Nick Cannon Calls His Relationship Infrastructure “Consensual Non-Monogamy”
Most of us probably would be fine never hearing about what Nick Cannon’s unsheathed dick is up to again, but it seems like his goal these days is for his reproductive and courting habits to be the talk of the dinner table. Since his short-lived talk show is no longer, he’s taken to touring other platforms to remind us that he is very fertile and has sex with many women. This time, he explained that he doesn’t do monogamy (duh), he practices what he calls “consensual non-monogamy.” “Ohhhh that’s good!” cried Elon Musk and Tristan Thompson, in unison while high-fiving.
A Source Says Gerard Pique Never Cheated On Shakira Because They Had An Open Relationship
Over the weekend Shakira and her footballer boyfriend, Gerard Pique, confirmed the rumors they were done after 11 years together. They share two sons, 9-year-old Milan and 7-year-old Sasha. Gossip said that 45-year-old Shakira caught 35-year-old Gerard fooling around with a much younger woman, so she kicked his ass to the curb. The lyrics to her new song, Te Felicito, support the cheater theory: “Do not tell me you’re sorry, that seems sincere, but I know you well and I know you lie” (unlike her hips). But wait! Journalist Jose Antonio Aviles went on the Spanish gossip show Viva la Vida, and says that he spoke with “someone very, very close to Pique.” His source claims that the couple had an open relationship. So Gerard couldn’t have cheated, cuz his wandering peen had a Shakira-sanctioned hall pass. Whenever, wherever, my man can share his nethers!