Night Crumbs
Shakira’s breast may be small and humble, but the tax bill she allegedly skipped out on isn’t and now the case could go to trial. Noted alleged tax dodger Shakira was charged in 2018 with tax evasion in Spain after the Spanish tax man said she didn’t pay $15.5 million in taxes on her income from 2012 to 2014. Shakira cried that she’s innocent, claiming that Spain wasn’t her official residence during that time and she appealed the case. A judge denied that appeal. Well, if the case goes to trial, then the first and only witness prosecutors should call to the stand is Shakira’s hips since, as we all know, they have never been accused of lying – Just Jared
Oprah made an appearance on one of Ellen DeGeneres’ last episodes and said she talked to Ellen’s team and said that there will never be a time like this in their careers again. And Ellen’s employees probably looked at The Mighty O like, “Yeah, there will never be another time when Ellen yells half of my face off because her oat milk latte was one degree too cold.” – Celebitchy
BTS is going to the White House! – Lainey Gossip
Today in A Thing That Exists And Probably Won’t Even Be Entertaining To Watch While High As Shit: There’s a horror movie where Winnie the Pooh and Piglet become feral and go on a bloody rampage – Pajiba
Don McLean who made the ultra side-eye worthy decision to play at the NRA Convention in the first place has pulled out, saying that performing would be “disrespectful” after the mass school shooting in Uvalde – HuffPo
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are back with the Royal Family. Well, at Madame Tussauds, anyway – SOW
More sadness has rolled in this week: Andy Fletcher, keyboardist, DJ, and founding member of Depeche Mode, has died at just 60 years. Rest in peace, Fletch – Pitchfork
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