Category: Shakira

Shakira Is Reportedly “Heartbroken” After Seeing Pics Of Ex Gerard Piqué With His New Piece

August 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Earlier this summer, Shakira and Gerard Piqué jointly announced their split after 11 years together because he was reportedly caught passing his peen around outside of their relationship–even though one source said that Gerard couldn’t have cheated, because he and Shakira had an open relationship. But it seems like Shakira can’t catch a break lately, from her Spanish tax turmoil to the revelation that Jennifer Lopez thought that her own “croth and ass” should’ve been the only croth and ass in their joint 2020 Superbowl Halftime Show. Wild boars even wanted a piece of her, and she defeated them. But, Us Weekly says that the thing that’s really broken her down is seeing recent photos of Gerard looking romantic with model, Clara Chía.

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Shakira Is Considering Moving Miami To Leave Behind Her Tax And Relationship Woes In Spain

August 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Beloved lycan and nemesis of boars everywhere Shakira has been having a difficult year. First, her footballer husband Gerard Pique suffered from a severe case of wandering peen which eventually led to the dissolution of their marriage. Then all that tax mierda Shakira’s been putting off finally caught up to her. What’s a girl to do? Move mansions, of course! There are rumors that Shakira is planning to get away from it all and relocate to the tiny modest town of Miami. Ah yes, who hasn’t considered moving to Miami to deal with a breakup (and those pesky tax collectors)!

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Jennifer Lopez Says That Co-Headlining The Super Bowl Halftime Show Was “The Worst Idea In The World” In Her Netflix Documentary “Halftime”

June 9, 2022 / Posted by:

Netflix is letting Jennifer Lopez give her fans The Full-Beyonce with Halftime, a new documentary that offers a backstage peek into her creative process while mounting her half of the halftime show she shared with Shakira at the 2020 Super Bowl. Fittingly, JLo wore half a dress at Halftime‘s premiere last night at the 2022 Tribeca Film Festival. People says JLo was “sizzling” in a Tom Ford “curve-hugging black velvet and sheer floor-length gown,” but I think she looks cold. Thankfully, Halftime: The Movie brings the heat. Once inside the screening, JLo was almost certainly warmed by the opportunity to tell Her Truth about having to split stage time with Shakira (she thought it was “the worst idea in the world.”), her “fight to be taken seriously as an artist” and share an inside look at what it’s like finding out you’ve been snubbed for an Oscar.

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A Source Says Gerard Pique Never Cheated On Shakira Because They Had An Open Relationship

June 7, 2022 / Posted by:

Over the weekend Shakira and her footballer boyfriend, Gerard Pique, confirmed the rumors they were done after 11 years together. They share two sons, 9-year-old Milan and 7-year-old Sasha. Gossip said that 45-year-old Shakira caught 35-year-old Gerard fooling around with a much younger woman, so she kicked his ass to the curb. The lyrics to her new song, Te Felicito, support the cheater theory: “Do not tell me you’re sorry, that seems sincere, but I know you well and I know you lie” (unlike her hips). But wait! Journalist Jose Antonio Aviles went on the Spanish gossip show Viva la Vida, and says that he spoke with “someone very, very close to Pique.” His source claims that the couple had an open relationship. So Gerard couldn’t have cheated, cuz his wandering peen had a Shakira-sanctioned hall pass. Whenever, wherever, my man can share his nethers!

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Shakira And Gerard Pique Announce That They’re Over After He Was Reportedly Caught Cheating

June 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Last week, a rumor popped up, claiming that Shakira and her man of 11 years, Gerard Pique, were on the verge of breaking up over his peen wandering up into the nethers of another. And while rumors about Pique’s alleged wandering peen ways may be as shrug-worthy as hearing that Shakira threw another tax bill into the trash, it’s been reported that she “caught” him cheating and that led to him moving out of their house and into his Barcelona bachelor pad. Shakira and Pique have since moved the rumor of their split into truth territory by confirming that they’re done.

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Shakira, Elton John, And More Named In Pandora Papers Leak Of Tax-Evading Rich People

October 4, 2021 / Posted by:

Shakira seems to love three things: shaking her hips, taking down boar thieves, and avoiding taxes! Because she has been named in a new dump of documents that seem to show that she’s been avoiding paying taxes by setting up a P.O. box in a tax haven country. And she isn’t the only one! Sir Elton John, Claudia Schiffer, Ringo Starr, and Julio Iglesias have all also been named in a new tax exposé called the Pandora Papers. From the people who brought you the Panama Papers: more rich people avoiding taxes.

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