Shakira Placed A Witch On Her Balcony Facing The Home Of Gerard Pique’s Mother And He Responded To Her Diss Track
Shakira has faced some difficulties over the last year or so. The Spanish government is after her money, and she split from her partner of 12 years, footballer Gerard Pique. She’s been fairly quiet throughout the process (well aside from telling the Spanish tax man to fuck off) until now. The songstress has yodeled her angriest yodel in a diss track against Pique, and she even shaded his mother with a bruja on the balcony. It’s time for the return of dark-haired, rocker Shakira!
Shakira Is Devastated That Her Ex Gerard Pique’s Side Piece Was In Her House While They Were Still Together
Shakira’s 2022 woes have continued into 2023. She’s still dealing with Spain’s supposed “smear campaign” regarding her tax-paying ability (or lack thereof) and recovering from her split from Gerard Pique. She’s talked about moving on from the relationship, even contemplating moving away from Spain to the Bahamas to Miami. There’s been no mention of a hot new man, so she has yet to get into that phase of the breakup. Pique, however, has been ready to move on. He was so ready, in fact, that he brought his new girlfriend, Clara Chia Marti, to his and Shakira’s house while the couple was still living together!
Shakira Claims That She’s A Victim Of A Smear Campaign And Has Proof Of Her Innocence In Spanish Tax Case
Shakira has been dealing with some tax problems for a few years now after the Spanish government came after her for unpaid taxes. The case will go to trial, and Shakira could face up to 8 years in prison if she’s convicted. In the October issue of Elle, Shakira denied any wrongdoing and said that she’s paid everything the Spanish government claims she owes, and yet they’re still coming after her. Now, she’s filed documents against the Spanish prosecutors once again affirming her innocence and saying that they’re trying to smear her. Hmm, that explains the boars. The government paid those wild boars to fuck with her.
A lot of people who’ve had a year like Shakira has might be locked in their room in a cocoon of sadness on day fifty-leven of unwashed hair with no recollection of when their last dalliance with the sunlight was. But Shakira–fresh out of her relationship with longtime partner and father of her two children, Gerard Piqué, and on the edge of a fight with the Spanish government over taxes she allegedly owes–instead opted to rally (I’m sure a Xena Warrior Princess-style yodel happened somewhere) and (kind of) answer tough questions in an interview for the October digital issue of ELLE.
Earlier this summer, Shakira and Gerard Piqué jointly announced their split after 11 years together because he was reportedly caught passing his peen around outside of their relationship–even though one source said that Gerard couldn’t have cheated, because he and Shakira had an open relationship. But it seems like Shakira can’t catch a break lately, from her Spanish tax turmoil to the revelation that Jennifer Lopez thought that her own “croth and ass” should’ve been the only croth and ass in their joint 2020 Superbowl Halftime Show. Wild boars even wanted a piece of her, and she defeated them. But, Us Weekly says that the thing that’s really broken her down is seeing recent photos of Gerard looking romantic with model, Clara Chía.
Beloved lycan and nemesis of boars everywhere Shakira has been having a difficult year. First, her footballer husband Gerard Pique suffered from a severe case of wandering peen which eventually led to the dissolution of their marriage. Then all that tax mierda Shakira’s been putting off finally caught up to her. What’s a girl to do? Move mansions, of course! There are rumors that Shakira is planning to get away from it all and relocate to the tiny modest town of Miami. Ah yes, who hasn’t considered moving to Miami to deal with a breakup (and those pesky tax collectors)!