Category: Fights We Did Not See Coming
Chris Brown And His Security Jumped Usher Over An Incident With Teyana Taylor
In news that has shocked a nation to its core, Chris Brown once again proved that society should never have given him that redemption arc after news came out that he jumped Usher. TMZ says that the incident took place at a skate rink birthday party for Chris. Presumably, Usher blew out Chris’s candles and ate the biggest birthday cake, resulting in the 34-year-old having a tantrum and trying to beat up Usher. Wuh oh, looks like somebody’s just entered their terrible (mid-)thirties!
Chris Rock Will Not Press Charges Against Will Smith For The Slap At The Oscars
It was Tinseltown’s biggest night last night, and all the stars were out at the Dolby Theater. And in one very specific case, one of Hollywood’s brightest stars ended up seeing stars themselves – literally. Chris Rock, who was on hand to present the award for Best Documentary Feature, found himself delivering a little monologue that ended with Chris getting slapped the fuck up on stage by Will Smith, a man who certainly didn’t appreciate the extremely-timely G.I. Jane joke directed at his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith. And just like that, Will Smith made it to the number-one spot of every “10 Craziest Oscar Moments Ever” list from now until the end of time (or at least until someone else gets their shit rocked on stage at the Oscars). And the LAPD says that they’re aware of what went down and Chris Rock declined to file a police report.
Ellen Pompeo Says She Got Into It With Denzel Washington When He Guest Directed An Episode Of “Grey’s Anatomy”
As we’ve learned over and over and over and over, the set of Grey’s Anatomy is sometimes home to fights, feuds, long-held grudges, and massive amounts of workplace toxicity – Zero Asshole Policy or not. And don’t let that sweet photo of Ellen Pompeo happily hugging Denzel Washington fool you. According to Ellen, things got messy between them too.
Open Post: Hosted By Shakira Fighting Off Wild Boars
Yesterday, Shakira and her 8-year-old son, Milan, were attacked by two wild boars! In a series of Instagram Stories, Shakira shared that she and Milan were chilling in the park when they were confronted by the barbarian swine, who managed to steal her backpack (which contained her phone). Does the wild boar who stole a nudist’s backpack in Berlin have an alibi? Shakira confronted the beasts and wrangled her bag back. On Instagram, she showed off the designer backpack, which was ripped and covered in mud. She said, “Look how two wild boars that have attacked me in the park have left my bag,” included some photos of the boars, and called to her son, “Milan, tell the truth, how your mommy has confronted the wild boars!” Milan said nothing. Continue reading
This Week’s Random Feud Courtesy Of Sarah Paulson And Lisa Vanderpump
Because sure, why not, Sarah Paulson (of award-winning serious actress fame) and Lisa Vanderpump (of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Vanderpump Rules, and PuppyGate fame) got into a little Twitter tiff (a Twiffer). It all started with Sarah doing a Vanity Fair lie detector interview (which feels a little excessive to find out truths about which housewives you like… but here we are) and Sarah said that she’s glad Lisa is off the Housewives franchise and that she met her at a party and Lisa wasn’t that nice to her. THE HORROR!!