At 19 years old, Millie Bobby Brown has possibly gotten Her First Hollywood Engagement™! But before you brace yourself for the news that young Millie’s new fiance is some much older creep whose sunk his sleazy claws into her for clout and money, her new fiance is only a year older than her and is Jon Bon Jovi’s son. It seems that Millie Bobby Brown has announced on Instagram that she’s engaged to her 20-year-old boyfriend, Jake Bongiovi. Cut to Drake loudly bawling over the one that got away before re-reading Millie’s current age and saying, “Oh, she’s 19 now. Congrats to that old maid, then.”
In just a couple of years, 27-year-old Lukas Gage has gone from “poor actor with tiny apartment” to star in The White Lotus season 1 and You season 4. Lukas is also going to be in the next season of Fargo. So with Lukas collecting credits and his star rising, he’s gonna need a few failed marriages to really fit in with Hollywood. And it looks like he’s starting off his Wiki spouses list with Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez’s 39-year-old hairstylist Chris Appleton! The pair are reportedly engaged and went ring shopping together after dating for like a second. Okay, two seconds.
Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd? And, more importantly, did you know that sources tell Billboard Lana Del Rey is engaged? Well? Didja? I didn’t! But good for her. Last we heard, Lana was dating musician Jack Donoghue, and fans speculated that the flowers she received on Valentine’s Day were from him. But, apparently, Lana’s fiancé is a whole new guy: it’s Evan Winiker, a managing partner at the talent agency, Range Media. Phew! He’s not a cop!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Adele was spotted wearing a big diamond ring on that finger, and people are speculating that she and sports agent Rich Paul are engaged. The Daily Mail reports that, over the weekend, Adele rocked the rock in front of over 4,000 fans at her Vegas show. It appears to be the same ring she wore last year to the 2022 BRIT Awards, which suggests 34-year-old Adele and 41-year-old Rich have been engaged for a year. Instagram gossip monger Deux Moi claims that, per their “very reliable sources,” the couple is planning a summer wedding. Adele’s a real tease (when it comes to gossip about her love life), so I doubt she’ll address the rumors. At least not until she uploads a tearful Instagram video to announce she’s postponing the wedding for nearly a year due to “delivery delays and COVID”.
Back in 2022 when John Hamm was out promoting his film, Confess, Fletch, there were two talking points he found pertinent: assuring everyone that despite his oft-visible Hammaconda’s years-long run leading everyone to believe he was against underwear, he’s never gone without them; and that he was very in love with his girlfriend at the time, Anna Osceola. While it’s still hard to believe that he’s never gone commando, it seems like he was telling the truth about his love for Anna; because People confirmed they’re engaged, though neither of the betrothed shared more details.
Rebel Wilson is a proud Disney adult. Last June, when the 42-year-old actress was forced to come out and go public with her girlfriend of a few months, Ramona Agruma, she said she’d been searching for her “Disney prince,” but maybe what she really needed was a “Disney princess.” Now, eight months and one baby girl born via surrogate later, People reports that Rebel and Ramona are engaged! To absolutely no one’s surprise, the proposal happened at Disneyland. Rebel posted two pics to Instagram. In the first, the happy couple share a kiss as Ramona shows off her Tiffany ring. The second photos shows the pair in front of Sleeping Beauty’s castle, with flowers falling from above. My nightmare. Rebel’s dream. Good for her!