Category: Engaged
Adele And Rich Paul Might Be Engaged

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Adele was spotted wearing a big diamond ring on that finger, and people are speculating that she and sports agent Rich Paul are engaged. The Daily Mail reports that, over the weekend, Adele rocked the rock in front of over 4,000 fans at her Vegas show. It appears to be the same ring she wore last year to the 2022 BRIT Awards, which suggests 34-year-old Adele and 41-year-old Rich have been engaged for a year. Instagram gossip monger Deux Moi claims that, per their “very reliable sources,” the couple is planning a summer wedding. Adele’s a real tease (when it comes to gossip about her love life), so I doubt she’ll address the rumors. At least not until she uploads a tearful Instagram video to announce she’s postponing the wedding for nearly a year due to “delivery delays and COVID”.
Jon Hamm Got Engaged To His Girlfriend Of Two Years, Anna Osceola

Back in 2022 when John Hamm was out promoting his film, Confess, Fletch, there were two talking points he found pertinent: assuring everyone that despite his oft-visible Hammaconda’s years-long run leading everyone to believe he was against underwear, he’s never gone without them; and that he was very in love with his girlfriend at the time, Anna Osceola. While it’s still hard to believe that he’s never gone commando, it seems like he was telling the truth about his love for Anna; because People confirmed they’re engaged, though neither of the betrothed shared more details.
Rebel Wilson And Ramona Agruma Got Engaged At Disneyland

Rebel Wilson is a proud Disney adult. Last June, when the 42-year-old actress was forced to come out and go public with her girlfriend of a few months, Ramona Agruma, she said she’d been searching for her “Disney prince,” but maybe what she really needed was a “Disney princess.” Now, eight months and one baby girl born via surrogate later, People reports that Rebel and Ramona are engaged! To absolutely no one’s surprise, the proposal happened at Disneyland. Rebel posted two pics to Instagram. In the first, the happy couple share a kiss as Ramona shows off her Tiffany ring. The second photos shows the pair in front of Sleeping Beauty’s castle, with flowers falling from above. My nightmare. Rebel’s dream. Good for her!
50-Year-Old Dane Cook Is Engaged To His 23-Year-Old Girlfriend Of 5 Years

It’s time for everybody’s favorite subject: math! If Dane Cook is 50, and he just proposed to his girlfriend of 5 years, 23-year-old Kelsi Taylor, has this relationship always been legal? Hmmm… multiply by 6, divide by 6, subtract 5, carry the 1… OK, the answer is technically YES, but it’s still categorically icky. Nevertheless, snide congratulations are in order.
Beanie Feldstein Got Engaged

Beanie Feldstein is engaged! The current star of the Broadway revival of Funny Girl took to Instagram to announce that she said “I do, Bon” to girlfriend Bonnie Chance Roberts’ proposal and share pics of the couple’s happy day. If you look reeeally closely at each photo, you can Where’s Waldo a tiny, blurry Lea Michele creepily watching from the shadows, Phantom of the Opera-styles. “Soon,” she hisses. “Soon.”
Princess Märtha Of Norway Got Engaged To Her Celebrity Spiritual Hacker Boyfriend

Princess Märtha Louise of Norway is engaged to her longtime boyfriend, celebrity healer, “risen-from-the-dead spiritual guide,” self-professed sixth-generation shaman, third-generation psychic, and “spiritual hacker” Durek Verrett, aka Shaman Durek. These two went public with their love back in 2019, and have hosted controversial spiritual seminars using the title “The Princess and the Shaman” (Vanity Fair used the same title for their 2020 interview with the couple). To say Norwegians aren’t impressed with their princess’ choice of man is an understatement; polls show 92% of the country believe Shaman Durek is a charlatan. They compare him to Rasputin. The couple blames the criticism on racism. Either way, Norwegians better change their tune, cuz if enough people die, Shaman Durek could be their future king!