Category: Prince Charles
Prince Andrew Could Finally Be Punished Under The Rule Of Future King Charles
Us regular people on the outside don’t have to look very hard to find the current most embarrassing member of Britain’s Royal Family. Try as he might, Prince Andrew’s can’t seem to shake his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein. But if you were to ask Queen Elizabeth about him, she might say, “Sorry, can’t find any embarrassment here! Nothing but a perfect special prince, case closed – try Edward, maybe he’s got a skeleton in his closet.” But Andrew’s first class ticket on the Lack of Accountability Express might be over once Prince Charles takes over as King.
The Sussexes Released A New Picture Of Archie In Honor Of Prince Charles’ Birthday
Today isn’t just Laura San Giacomo’s birthday. It’s also the 71st birthday of Prince Charles, and he got a little boost in birthday attention, thanks to a post from the official Sussex Royal Instagram account. The only downside is that Prince Charles was kind of overshadowed by his baby grandson Archie. Still, it’s got to be a relief for Queen Elizabeth to see that one of her sons was trending on the internet today, and it wasn’t…well, you know which one.
Prince Charles And Prince William Are “Concerned” About Prince Harry
On Sunday, ITV dropped their documentary Harry & Meghan: An African Journey, which was about Prince Harry, Duchess Meghan, and Archie’s official royal tour of Africa. But what we’re hearing about most from it is that Harry and Meghan would love for the British press to – pardon my lower-class vernacular – fuck 100% off. Meghan let it be known that she wasn’t ok with the constant scrutiny and criticism, that she felt like they were “existing, not living,” and claimed that her British friend warned her not to marry Harry because the British press would eat her alive. Harry lamented that he doesn’t like seeing the press pick apart Meghan in the same way they came for his late mother, Princess Diana, and mentioned that he and Meghan would love to move somewhere like South Africa. He also let the confirmation cat out of the bag by saying his relationship with his brother wasn’t great at the moment. And now sources are saying that his brother and father are a little worried about him.
Prince Charles Might Appear In The Next Bond Film
Things are a huge mess on the set of Bond 25, what with the explosions, toilet cams, and multiple walk outs. The Sun says that Prince Charles was recently offered a cameo role in the latest Bond film. And you might think that Prince Charles would decline their generous offer, explaining thanks but no thanks – he’s got enough public relations messes to deal with at his job already. But The Sun says Prince Charles is considering it.
Behold, Master Archie Getting Shown Up By One Of His Grandaunts On His Christening Day!
Yes, that is the look of a baby who is thinking, “So, I’m sitting here in this heavy ass Victorian ass lace ass reproduction gown while my grandaunt has beat me in the glamour department by looking stunning in some Truman Capote gone to Panama cosplay? Fuck this shit, get this itchy doll dress off of me!”
As Britain experiences gale-force winds from all of its citizens vigorously shaking their heads over Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan having the disgusting AUDACITY to make their child’s christening private, even though royal christenings are traditionally private, two-month-old Master Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor was christened today at St George’s Chapel in Windsor Castle. That’s the same place where PHG and Meghan were married, and where PHG was christened in 1984. The royals released two pictures including the Awkward Family Photo above. While everybody worked the same tired stuffy royal drag, Princess Diana’s sister Lady Jane Fellowes changed the entire game by looking like she’s about to solve the shit out of a crime on an island.
The Royals Spent The Day At The Royal Ascot Races
Even though Duchess Meghan wasn’t there to scream “move your bloomin’ ass” from the stands or make some other gauche faux pas like she did at Trooping The Colour, there was still plenty of excitement to be had at the opening day of the Royal Ascot horse race. The annual event which, according to People began in 1711, was attended by Her Royal Highness THE QUEEN, Duchess Kate, Prince William, Prince Charles, Duchess Camilla, Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice as well as those clog shuffling, french fry dipping, dyke plugging royals King Willem-Alexander and Queen Maxima of the Netherlands. In other words, every duke and earl and peer was there, everyone who should be there was there. And that folks, is your My Fair Lady deep cut for the day.