Grace Jones Quit “Bond 25” Within First Few Minutes Of Work Because She Didn’t Have A Big Enough Role

Grace Jones played May Day in A View To A Kill and so people in production were super ex$ited to have her back for a Bond movie because of all the no$talgia. Well unfortunately you’ll just have to watch one of those HD re-releases of A View To A Kill if you wanna see Grace in a James Bond movie, because she is not coming back after all. At least it seems that way since it’s being reported that she literally walked off set just a few moments after getting there, because she thought her role was too small. Have you seen a James Bond movie? The women just get drowned in oil, painted gold, shot in the head while tied up, or stabbed in the chest by Halle Berry.

The new James Bond movie–for now called Bond 25–has had a few set backs. Recently they had to shut down production because 51-year-old Daniel Craig messed up his ankle and couldn’t film while he healed. Also a creeper-camera was found in the toilets. And the original director quit because of “creative differences”. And there were explosions on set which injured crew. So it’s kind of been a hot mess. Well add some more to the shit heap.

Grace Jones is That Bitch. She really is who you want to pay for if you need class, elegance, craziness, shrubbery, bitchiness and flare. So naturally the James Bond people were jumping with joy when they managed to score her for a role in the new movie. Well joke is on them, because they didn’t know what to do with Grace Jones. These people don’t deserve Grace Jones and she let them know it.

The Sun reports that Grace redefined the meaning of the term “work day” and made hers extremely short when she walked off set in record time and reportedly quit the whole movie within moments of arriving on set. A source says:

“Grace’s 007 homecoming was meant to be a real crowd-pleasing moment. Bosses were really excited about landing her. Of course, she comes with a reputation, so they organised premium accommodation and rolled out the red carpet on set to make her feel welcome. But it turns out Grace was expecting to play a bigger role in the movie and took her brief cameo as a slight. She was out of there quicker than it takes to rustle up a martini.”

Listen bitch, Grace Jones’ time is valuable. She’s not going to waste it by strolling in to do two lines and one of them is: “Hello, my name is Tieta Poussee.” You don’t want Grace to have a big role in the movie? Okay fine: she won’t have any role in the movie. You should have made her James Bond, you idiots.

Hopefully they can work something out with Grace and get her back on set and into this movie which will star Rami Malek as–I’m assuming–some kind of sexually-questionable villain. Grace Jones is so that vibe. Who knows, maybe Grace didn’t even leave the set? Maybe she’s just blending in with the shrubs waiting for you to come to your senses?

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