Prince Andrew Claims He’s Never Met Virginia Giuffre And That He Doesn’t Sweat Or Hug People

November 17, 2019 / Posted by:

British royal Prince Andrew is still trying to control the damage over accusations that he might as well have had his own cabana at the beach on dead pedophile/alleged human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged island of underage sex slaves. After several statements from Buckingham Palace denying that Andrew had anything to do with chief accuser Virginia Roberts because his fingers were too chubby or some assinine bullshit, he recently sat down with the BBC for a “no holds barred” interview. It aired last night in the UK. What did we learn? Well, the prince claims he doesn’t sweat. No sweat glands, chubby fingers that prevent him from being a creepshow – Prince Andrew is a medical marvel!

Virginia Roberts – now Virginia Giuffre – has said she was forced by Epstein to have sex with Prince Andrew three times between 2001 and 2002. These incidents (some of which she would have been 17 during) allegedly occurred in London, New York and on the aforementioned kiddie diddler terror isle in the Caribbean that Epstein owned.

In the interview, the prince Mariah Carey-d Virginia despite her claims that she “had dined with him, danced with him at a nightclub, and went on to have sex with him at the house of a friend of the prince in Belgravia, central London.”

The prince replied: “It didn’t happen. I have no recollection of ever meeting this lady, none whatsoever.”

When asked once more whether he remembered meeting Ms Giuffre, the prince said: “No.”

Unfortunate for Andy, Virginia’s got a receipt:

Andy says that, in addition to those fingers’ girth being in question, the photo is faked because he’s much too royal to touch a commoner.

“I’m terribly sorry, but if I, as a member of the royal family, and I have a photograph taken — and I taken very, very few photographs — I am not one to, um, as it were, hug,” he stammered.

“Public displays of affection are not something that, that I do. So. That’s the best explanation I can give you.”

Speaking of photographs, Andrew was papped walking with Epstein in NYC’s Central Park and video footage of him at Epstein’s Manhattan residence exists that was taken two years after Epstein’s lame-ass conviction for soliciting a minor for prostitution in 2008. (You may remember our former US Secretary of Labor Alexander Acosta resigning over that particular piece of injustice.)

The prince admits these were bad optics, as reported by the BBC.

Addressing his decision to stay with Epstein following the American’s first conviction, Prince Andrew said: “That’s the bit that… as it were, I kick myself for on a daily basis because it was not something that was becoming of a member of the Royal Family and we try and uphold the highest standards and practices and I let the side down, simple as that.”

Prince Andrew went on to say that it was easier to stay with Epstein than getting a suite at the Plaza and that his honor was what got him in trouble here. Wait, what?

Challenged on his decision to stay at the home of a convicted sex offender, the prince said: “It was a convenient place to stay.

“I mean I’ve gone through this in my mind so many times. At the end of the day, with a benefit of all the hindsight that one can have, it was definitely the wrong thing to do.

“But at the time I felt it was the honourable and right thing to do and I admit fully that my judgement was probably coloured by my tendency to be too honourable but that’s just the way it is.”

If there was EVER a time not to virtue-signal. Oh, and the prince tried to shoot down Virginia’s allegations that he sweated all over her during their time at the dance club by claiming he doesn’t sweat due to an old war injury, as reported by the NY Post.

Not true, Andrew insisted Saturday. “Because I have a peculiar medical condition,” Andrew told Maitlis.

“Which is that I don’t sweat, or I didn’t sweat at the time … because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of adrenaline in the Falklands War when I was shot at.

“And I simply — it was, it was almost impossible for me to sweat.

“And it was only because I have done a number of things in the recent past that I am starting to be able to do that again,” he added, apparently referencing sweating, but providing no further detail.

“So I’m afraid to say there’s a medical condition that says I didn’t do it.”

Prince Andrew’s triumphant story of being able to sweat again should immediately be made into a TV movie to inspire millions. UK readers, look for whomever in royal damage control that wrote this shit for Andrew to say to be working as a cashier at your local Tesco’s very soon.

Pic: YouTube

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