Category: Keke Palmer
The Red Carpet Of The MTV VMAs Was A Journey Through Space And Time
The year is 2019, and there’s a teddy bear in Naughty by Nature. It’s as confusing a notion as it is a sentence to read. But these are the times we are living in. Time to accept that what once was in the past, will be revisiting us in the present (with a collection of random pop culture barnacles from The Time Tube attached), to confuse future generations. So now NBN (pictured above with their new bear Illtown Sluggaz and Redman) has a Kanye West style College Dropout teddy bear in it, and Treach has gone from excoriating his ex-wife Pepa (of Salt-N-Pepa fame) on Instagram, to parading around in bondage gear and issuing confusing handkerchief codes at the 2019 MTV Video Music Awards. Hip hop hooray?
Cardi B Says Her Boob And Lipo Jobs Held Her Back From Really “Shining” During Her Stripping In “Hustlers”
Cardi B has talked about how her tit and lipo jobs led to complications which forced her to cancel shows and lose millions of dollars. Well, her music career wasn’t the only place Cardi saw some blowback in terms of her boobs working out for her–On the set of her new stripper-heist film Hustlers Cardi couldn’t let her stripper-flag fly as freely as she wanted to because those new breastesses of hers were once again giving her problems.
Bella Thorne Is Fighting With Her Ex-Boyfriend Mod Sun On Social Media
E! News is reporting that Bella Thorne has taken her drama with her ex-boyfriend Mod Sun to social media. Or maybe he did first and she’s “clapping back”? I don’t know but it’s definitely some fame whore messiness you’d expect from these two. The couple–who look like after they broke up the sales at their local Hot Topic dropped by 6000% due to their sudden stop in couples’ shopping sprees–took to Twitter to slap at each other after Mod Sun joked about auctioning off Bella’s things.
Keke Palmer Finds Kylie Jenner To Be Inauthentic
Who needed to be filled in on this one? Nothing on social media is authentic. You could try to be as real as possible and show everything, warts and all. But you’d still end up applying a filter to your colonoscopy. Even so, the Drag queen antagonist Keke Palmer finds herself irritated by girls like fake-ass Kylie Jenner with her engorged lips and her 96.2 MILLION Instagram followers. (Oh, big whoop. I’m sure Jonas Salk would have had that many if he was still alive.)
Open Post: Hosted By Keke Palmer Throwing Down A Pose Show For The Paps
So many thirsty celebrity tricks pose like, “Oh my god, leave me alone – wait, did you get my good side – stop, you assholes, respect my privacy!“, in front of the paps that they called. So rising fashion and ho stroll icon Keke Palmer is a fresh breath of thirsty air, because when she shows up, she shows out!
Keke showed up to a building in NYC today and when she spotted a bunch of paps, who just happened to be there at the same time, she gave it up and turned it loose. Keke gave those paps a variety pack of hotness. She stopped, posed, turned, posed, dropped, posed, hopped to the other side, posed and posed some more. It’s as if she practiced those moves beforehand in a rehearsal studio, which she totally didn’t do. (She probably did.) If the ho stroll awarded an Employee of the Month, Keke would’ve won it thrice by now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QILMiOVSGjg
I cannot wait to see paparazzi pictures of Phoebe Price squirting out a poultry tear of pride while looking at that video of Keke Palmer on her phone. Everything about that video says: valedictorian of Phoebe Price’s Graduate School Of Advanced Ho Stroll Posing.
And here’s Keke owning the stroll today and last night:
Pics: Splash
Keke Palmer Is Pursuing Legal Action Against Trey Songz
Trey Songz might want to call his lawyerz (I’ll show myself out), because Keke Palmer appears to want to take their music video drama to a legal level. Yesterday, Keke appeared on Larry King’s show Larry King Now to discuss the messy social media situation that happened after Trey Songz released a music video featuring a cameo by her without her permission.