Cardi B is hurting hard. It seems that the need to be a thin and beautiful celebrity is causing dual damage. Not only did Cardi have to put her body through liposuction so that she could be skinny, but now said liposuction is causing complications for her. It’s an endless circle of pain! Rich people problems, amirite? It’s so bad that now her cosmetic surgery has taken her out of the game and she has pulled out of a Memorial Day weekend show.
TMZ reports that Cardi was due to perform at the 92Q Spring Bling Festival this Friday in Baltimore because of physical complications from her recent cosmetic surgeries. As you may know, Cardi admitted to getting some work done after the birth of her new daughter Kulture. She decided to treat herself to a post-baby boob job and liposuction, and instead of telling us about how she worked really hard and hit the gym, Cardi straight up admitted that it was the work of a scalpel, suction device and some pillowy silicone implants.
Sources close to Cardi have told TMZ that she’s been experiencing complications from the work she got done, and now it’s so bad she can’t physically perform. Her doctors have told Cardi that she needs time to “let the swelling go down and for her body to fully recover.” Doesn’t making yourself beautiful sound fun? Her doctors are suggesting a couple weeks off from performing.
Her Baltimore date has been rescheduled for September.
I hope that Cardi takes this seriously; those Botched complications get bad. You don’t want your titty bursting when you’re on stage. Like it happens. But you know who should really be careful during this period of time off? Cardi’s cheating man Offset. With a forced timeout and nothing to do but remember all the ways Offset has screwed up, she’s just going to be stewing in bad memories if he’s not careful. He better keep her pampered with at-home manicures and buy her all of the newest Fashion Nova to keep her happy and forgetful. Also maybe Cardi will take the time off to start making more educational videos for us. I smell a YouTube channel coming.