Open Post: Hosted By My New Favorite Fashion Icon Keke Palmer

December 17, 2016 / Posted by:

The ho stroll is a crowded, crowded place and if you want every pap in the land to show up when you beckon them, you better deliver massive amounts of fresh fuckery and extra-ness every single time. Keke Palmer gets it!

It’s been colder than the Snow Miser’s butt plug in NYC, but that hasn’t stopped Keke Palmer from showing skin while working various ensembles from the Haus of Rihanna’s Reject Pile. Who the hell cares about getting hypothermia of the nalgas? Keke is thinking about much more important issues like getting as much attention as she can dusting the eyes of the public with real ~fAShunZ~. Besides, I’m sure Keke is keeping warm from the camera flashes of the hundreds of paparazzo (read: like 2 paps and 1 Scream Queen fan) who showed up after she called them.

Earlier yesterday, Keke wore Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s face on her nipples and later in the day, she wore him on her vinyl JNCO chaps. Keke dressed like a Leonardo DiCaprio stalker going to a TLC-themed S&M rave held inside of a rodeo arena. I, for one, appreciate that Keke Palmer is trying so hard that the likes of Lady Gaga, Bai Ling and Phoebe Price are all saying, “What an embarrassing attention whore,” before they try to recreate this look with garbage bags, shoe laces and old copies of Sassy with Leonardo DiCaprio in ’em.


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