Category: Keke Palmer
Bill Murray Calls The Incident That Shut Down Production On “Being Mortal” A “Difference Of Opinion”
Somebody really needs to get Bill Murray a mirror and a wall calendar because he seems to think it’s still 1981. Deadline reports that Bill addressed the circumstances that led to production on Aziz Ansari’s directorial debut, Being Mortal, being suspended after a complaint was filed against him for inappropriate behavior. Over the weekend, Bill made an appearance at the Berkshire Hathaway Annual Shareholders Meeting and said “I did something I thought was funny, and it wasn’t taken that way,” and chalked the incident up to a “difference of opinion.” Bill is 71-years-old and was apparently shocked to learn, just this year, “that the world is different than it was when I was a little kid.” Honestly, being booked for a shareholders meeting gig with an enormous Geico gecko trying to pull focus over his shoulder, should have been his first clue.
Keke Palmer Reminds Everyone About Personal Space After Strange Encounter With An Obsessed Fan
Whenever she’s not busy schooling racists about the importance of black lives or hitting former Vice President Dick Cheney with the ultimate “I Don’t Know Her” Keke Palmer is normally a bubbly, vibrant young lady who could easily be anyone’s cool little sister. And it’s that kind of vibe that draws her fans to her. Unfortunately, that’s not always a good thing as Keke recently found out when one of her fans became so obsessed with taking her picture that even after KeKe declined the fan forgot the phrase “No means no!” and took her photo anyway.
Open Post: Hosted By Keke Palmer Revealing The Met Gala’s Fyre Festival-Like Meal
During last night’s Met Gala, Keke Palmer co-hosted Vogue‘s live stream of the event, along with Ilana Glazer, and interviewed celebs and cracked jokes, and was the funny, personable person she usually is. While hosting, Keke said that she was excited to go inside and eat. Well, hopefully, Keke slipped a protein bar in her purse. Because the food looked like somebody’s leftovers.
Keke Palmer Kept It Real With The National Guard At The Hollywood Black Lives Matter March
Well, I finally dragged my ass out of my sobbing shower yesterday, my throat raw from the bile of my rage, and took it out on a lady I used to work with who was clutching her pearls because somebody broke a window at her favorite thrift store during the protests last night. I went to bed thinking I had solved racism, so imagine my surprise this morning to see that we are still fucked. While my efforts were feeble, America’s sweetheart Keke Palmer was out in the streets of L.A. touching hearts and minds by having a clear-eyed, impassioned dialog with a couple of extras from Black Hawk Down. Deadline reports that they were National Guard, but this is L.A. so they’re probably moonlighters who get a little per diem if they bring their own costume. I kid though, because what Keke did, lobbing logic and reason at uniformed men with guns, was phenomenally brave.
Everyone Was Three Sheets To The Wind On The Red Carpet for The Governors Awards
The Governors Awards are a classy affair, you can just tell by the name. According to The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, the GA are “an annual event celebrating awards conferred by the Academy’s Board of Governors – the Irving G. Thalberg Memorial Award, the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award and the Honorary Award.” Basically, they are really the precum of the actual Oscars. Which might explain why so many ladies came dressed in nothing but a satin sheet. Nothing shows off precum quite like a satin bed sheet!
Keke Palmer Now Knows Who Dick Cheney Is
26-year-old Keke Palmer became a meme recently after a Vanity Fair video of her doing their Lie-Detector Test went viral. When shown a picture of former Vice-President Dick Cheney,Keke had no clue who he was. “Sorry to this man” was born! Well don’t worry, Keke isn’t some ignorant self-obsessed millennial: she knows who Dick Cheney is now.