Category: Quit This Bitch
Katy Perry Allegedly Wants To Quit “American Idol” Because This Season’s Editing Made Her Look Like The “Nasty Judge”
I’d argue that the American Idol producers were already doing their worst when they aired that despicable, dehydrated scarecrow Kellyanne Conway accompanying her daughter Claudia to audition for the show a few seasons ago. But, longtime judge Katy Perry has allegedly reached her breaking point with the show after receiving increased backlash this season for her sometimes rude comments and coaching style that producers have dared not to edit out. And now, after six years as a judge, she might call it quits because she’s tired of producers “throwing her under the bus.”
Isaiah Washington Announced His Early Retirement From Acting On Twitter… Unless
Grey’s Anatomy’s former chief resident homophobe, 59-year-old “Frederick Douglass Conservative” Isaiah Washington, recently announced his “early retirement from the entertainment industry” on “Twatter,” with the same energy of a former Disney child actor who’s been temporarily shaded off Twitter by their pop-star ex’s new piece. Only in Isaiah’s case, it’s “the haters, provocateurs and the Useful Idiots,” who have driven him to this extreme, which presumably includes the star of The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature, Isaiah’s former Grey’s castmate Katherine Heigl.
Ryan Seacrest Is Leaving “Live With Kelly And Ryan” And Will Be Replaced By Kelly Ripa’s Husband Mark Consuelos
Six years ago, noted insufferable TV gnome Ryan Seacrest’s diabolical grip on our television screens got tighter when he took the chair next to Kelly Ripa as permanent co-host of Live. Ryan took the job after Kelly’s previous co-host Michael Strahan left Live for Good Morning America on a wave of messiness. Kelly felt blindsided over Michael’s move to GMA and was pissed that ABC didn’t include her in the discussions. Well, Seacrest is now out of that show, and Kelly’s husband, Mark Consuelos, will take over. And Ryan’s exit seems a lot, lot less dramatic than Michael’s… unless he tries to take the studio’s in-house spray tan machine. If he tries that shit, Kelly will rage until her Botox melts!
Bam Margera’s Wife Nicole Boyd Filed For A Legal Separation
Former Jackass (and current asshole), Bam Margera, is having a banner (bammer?) 2023 when it comes to people being done with his constantly regenerating booger-scab antics. First, Steve-O said he’s bracing himself for Bam’s impending death after Bam drunkenly blew the opportunities he gave him to get back to work. Earlier this week, Priscilla Presley said she was already over Bam’s ass before even knowing him because of his (characteristic) misbehavior and lies. And now, according to TMZ, his wife, Nicole Boyd finally decided to file for legal separation.
Lizzy Savetsky Left “The Real Housewives Of New York City” Reboot Cast After Antisemitic Attacks
It was only last month at Bravo Con that sloppy Bravo-Daddy, Andy Cohen, announced the cast of The Real Housewives of New York City reboot since it was necessary to attempt a revamp of the franchise after a dismal thirteenth season. But shit has already started to hit the fan even before the reboot hit the can; because cast member Lizzy Savetsky says she’s gotten so many antisemitic attacks on social media that she’s stepping away to protect herself and her family.
Barbie Ferreira Announced That She’s Leaving “Euphoria”
It seems like every time we hear about HBO’s acclaimed saga of dongs, drugs, and dark rooms, Euphoria, it’s due to the excess of on-set drama that creator, Sam Levinson, allegedly perpetuates. A few months ago it was rumored that model/actress Barbie Ferreira, who plays Kat Hernandez on the show, wasn’t seeing sparkly lined eye-to-eye with Sam and his ideas for the direction of her character. Despite Kat having a dynamic storyline in season 1, her scenes were largely cut in season 2. And now, Barbie announced that she’s done with Euphoria for good.