Open Post: Hosted By Gen Z Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day By Making Green BORGs
It doesn’t matter what generation you belong to; when you’re young, dumb, and full of fun, you drink your little face off. Gen Z is no different, and lately, their go-to booze is BORGs, which stands for “Blackout Rage Gallons”. The kids drink BORGs from individual plastic gallon jugs (which some say helps prevent drink spiking), filled with half a gallon of water, a fifth gallon of vodka or tequila, a powdered electrolyte, and some kind of caffeine jolt like Red Bull. The water and electrolytes is the reason BORGs are being touted as “hangover-free”. Um, I think the fifth gallon of vodka (equivalent to 16 drinks!) negates that.
Case in point: last week, The New York Post reported that dozens of University of Massachusetts students were hospitalized with alcohol poisoning during their annual St. Patrick’s Day celebration, “Blarney Blowout.” Today is the real St. Patrick’s Day, and it’s a Friday. Oh dear Jesus, it’s the perfect storm! To celebrate, members of Gen Z are dying their BORGs as green as the Chicago River and uploading the results to TikTok. Because if you blackout and don’t post the footage to social media… did it even happen?
Open Post: Hosted By TikTok Bringing Back The “Shower Orange” Trend
You wouldn’t slow-cook a roast beef in your laundry room, would you? Well, if you do, just know there are some folks who believe Bathroom Bites are the next big thing, as they are purposely peeling and eating oranges in the shower. And it has become one of the latest TikTok trends that show people will do anything as long as it leads to a viral moment.
Open Post: Hosted By Madonna Doing The “Wednesday Dance” To Lady Gaga’s Song
Madonna took a beat from wasting Julia Garner’s time and Universal Pictures’ money and preparing for an upcoming world tour to finally partake in the “Bloody Wednesday” TikTok dance craze! And usually, “boomer sinks her claws into a trend that’s already over” isn’t anything out of the ordinary, but this is a special case since people have been doing Wednesday Addams’ choreo from a scene in Netflix’s Wednesday to a sped-up version of Lady Gaga’s song, Bloody Mary. As we know, Madonna and Gaga have a long, rocky history. Basically, Madonna thinks Gaga stole her schtick and Gaga is tired of Madonna and others saying she stole her schtick. The two played nice by rubbing faces at a Madonna Oscar party a few years ago, but it’s hard to tell if that meant the beef was genuinely squashed or Madonna was just trying to siphon Gaga’s youth while Gaga tried to siphon Madonna’s unused provocative ideas.
Julia Fox Says She Chooses To Live In A Small Apartment So Her Son Doesn’t Grow Up To Be A Prick
Last week, Julia Fox gave us a TikTok tour of her surprisingly modest New York apartment, complete with clutter, a bed in the living room, and a wee mouse problem. Relatable (except switch out Ms. Fox’s single mouse for my 12,000 potato bugs). She shares her Upper East Side home with her 2-year-old son, Valentino. Page Six reports that yesterday, 32-year-old Julia made another TikTok in response to this comment on her original video: “Isn’t she worth like 30 million dollars?” Translation: why doesn’t Julia live in a mansion and/or penthouse like other famous types? Julia says it’s because she doesn’t want her son to grow up to be “a fuckin’ prick.”
Ben Affleck Was Papped Being Friendly With His Ex-Wife Jennifer Garner’s Boyfriend As A TikTok Of Him And Jennifer Lopez Possibly In The Midst Of A Spat Went Viral
Not too long ago, things were looking bleak in the way of a cordial relationship between exes Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner when Ben blamed his drinking on her while she was allegedly happy to finally be rid of her “fourth child.” However, things are seemingly going well on that front as evidenced by paps recently catching Ben joyfully greeting JG and her boyfriend, John Miller, outside their house. And if you haven’t heard (through newsletter, song, or hostage situation TikToks), Ben’s now super-married to Jennifer Lopez! But a TikTok that’s going viral maybe shows a ripple in the rosy marital façade they’ve been cultivating because it appears as though the two were having a tense exchange over alcohol at the afterparty for J.Lo’s newest
bad movie, Shotgun Wedding.
Julia Fox Gave A Tour Of Her “Underwhelming” NYC Apartment With A “Small Mouse Problem”
When Julia Fox isn’t playing Captain Save-A-Ho to Kim Kardashian by accepting hotel rooms full of designer clothes from Kanye West or being gifted Chanel bags on a private jet by Drake, she’s just a humble New Yorker fighting against overindulgence by keeping it real! Julia took to TikTok yesterday to give a tour of the seemingly normal apartment she shares with her toddler son and “one” mouse (girl, there’s never just one).