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Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lopez’ Next Album, Which Will Be An Ode To Ben Affleck Called “This Is Me… Now”
Those of us not **sotto voce** On The JLo, might have been fooled into thinking Jennifer Lopez was up to something nefarious and dark-sided last week, like running for president when her Instagram account went dark and all traces of Ben Affleck were removed from her grid. But real ones probably knew that Jen was just clearing up space for the surplus of LOVE that’s flooded her basement since reuniting with Ben, the first and last (diamonds crossed!) love of her life. According to People, on Friday, JLo broke her visual silence to announce the title and theme of her upcoming 9th studio album. This is me… Now, an album dedicated to Ben, is a follow-up to her 2002 album This is me… Then, also an album dedicated to Ben. In return, Ben has dedicated no less than 10 minutes a week to posing for photos and making contractually obligated TikTok appearances. If these two crazy kids have learned anything about love and relationships in the past two decades, it’s the importance of sharing the burden and loving with equal passion!
Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Holliday Singing “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” At The Tony Awards
And I am telling you, you’re not ready! And as it seemed, nobody was ready for Jennifer Holliday to blow the fucking roof off of the Winter Garden Theater during last night’s Tony Awards, rendering the entire audience a cold, naked and quivering blob of PURE EMOTION! Jennifer performed And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going, her signature showstopper from Dreamgirls, and yes, she blew the clothes off their backs and then channeled Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat by pulling their spines straight out their meat sacks while she was at it.