Scott Disick And Sofia Richie Are Definitely Broken Up Because She Wasn’t At Any Of His Birthday Celebrations
Leave it to the Kardashians (LITTK, a show I’m pitching to E!) to turn a simple family birthday celebration into an overstuffed ode to materialism and vanity which includes their children being used as human billboards and Khloe Kardashian “clapping back” at people who accused them of not following social distancing protocols. The birthday boy in question is Kourtney Kardashian’s ex Scott Disick, fresh from busting himself out of rehab after his picture was leaked to the press, who turned 37 on Tuesday. Scott actually enjoyed two separate birthday bashes with the family, neither of which were attended by Scott’s girlfriend of three years, Sofia Richie. Last week they were rumored to be broken up, and according to Us Weekly, her absence from Scott’s birthday celebrations means it’s official. Cue Cheech Marin going downstairs to investigate a ruckus only to find Lionel Richie dancing on the ceiling.
The first birthday celebration for Scott was a family vacation at an exclusive luxury resort in Utah with Khloe and their three kids over Memorial Day weekend. And the 2nd party was held in LA and attended by Khloe, Kourtney, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Kris Jenner, and their sundry offspring. The latter party is the one that was scrutinized by Khloe’s followers who were quick to point out the fact that we’re in the middle of a global pandemic. But LITTK to spit in the face of reason (which they can do because they don’t wear facemasks). According to Cosmopolitan:
Scott Disick recently celebrated his birthday (um, amid breaking up with Sofia Richie), and it looks like the Kardashian family threw him a small “party” at home. Naturally, it took approximately two seconds for fans to criticize them for ignoring social distancing rules in Los Angeles, and Khloé is not having it.
According to The Daily Mail, she hit Instagram’s comments section to shut down people giving her a hard time, saying “we know how they have been quarantined and there’s less than 10 people with us…It’s literally what the governor states is perfectly OK to do in the state of CA.”
She added, “Not even trying to be rude. Drives me wild when people act as if they know. Of course we want to protect ourselves. Simply for the sake of our angels, not to mention our own health. But it’s human nature I guess.’
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but she’s not wrong. A family gathering of fewer than 10 people who are practicing proper social distancing protocol is fine! It’s when you add to that number by hiring two bouncy castles and their necessary attendants, an ice cream cart (with an advertisement for Scott’s Talentless brand plastered on the side that reads “wash your hands”) and six or seven giant inflatable egos, that things start to get dicey.
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. کورتنی کاردشیان تولد دوست پسر سابق و پدر فرزندانش اسکات دیسیک را همراه خواهرانش جشن گرفتند کورتنی ، کایلی و کلویی همراه فرزندانشان عکسهایی در تولد ۳۷ سالگی اسکات دیسیک دوست پسر سابق و پدر ۳ فرزند کورتنی منتشر کردند و تولد او را جشن گرفتند ؛ همچنین گفته شده اسکات دیسیک و دوست دخترش سوفیا ریچی ۲۱ ساله به تازگی از هم جدا شده اند و او در این جشن حضور نداشته است . کلویی در واکنش به کامنتهای مردم که از آنها برای رعایت نکردن فاصله اجتماعی و قرنطینه و برگزاری جسن تولد انتقاد کردند گفت “این دیگه واقعا اعصاب من را به هم میریزه ، ما همه توی قرنطینه بودیم و جمع ما کمتر از ۱۰ نفر بود و این طبق قانون اینجا در کالیفرنیا مجازه ، البته که ما میخوایم از سلامت خودمون و سلامت فرزندانمون مراقبت کنیم اما فکر کنم این طبیعت انسانه” . . @persian_hollywood_news . #kyliejenner #kourtneykardashian #scottdisick #letthelordbewithyou #khloekardashian #kardashian #celebrity #hollywood #persian_hollywood_news . #کایلی_جنر #کورتنی_کارداشیان #اسکات_دیسیک #کلویی_کارداشیان #کارداشیان #سلبريتى #هالیوود #پرشین_هالیوود_نیوز
In case you missed the Talentless branding on the ice cream cart, Khloe made sure to put it front and center (well, more accurately back and center) by slapping a t-shirt on her daughter True captioned “Stay safe! Stay smart! Reminder, to keep gatherings small. 10 people maximum. Keep your distance,” failing to add the most important part “excluding the help lol, they don’t count *devil winky emoji*”
Earlier in the week, Scott stepped out to do some shopping while wearing a Talentless shirt that reads “stay home.” It’s a pretty safe bet the irony is not not lost on him.
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Scott visto pela primeira vez depois de sair da rehab, saindo de uma joalheria. 27/05 (pena que não avisaram lá que ele ainda tinha que usar mascara ne?) Dinheiro claramente não significa inteligencia, e os seguranças dando uma aula de como se deve sair na rua, pra trabalhar. Volta pra rehab Scott, deu errado. #keepingupwiththekardashians #kardashian #kardashians #kuwtk #kimkardashian #khloekardashian #kourtneykardashian #kendalljenner #kyliejenner #krisjenner #caitlynjenner #scottdisick #kardashiankids #penelopedisick #robkardashian #northwest #kardashianfamily #kardashianmemes #dreamkardashian
LITTK— masks for his bodyguard, store security, and presumably the store clerks; cool shades and free product placement for Scott.