Now that Alec Baldwin has officially been charged with involuntary manslaughter for his involvement in the Rust shooting, the Baldwin family is on high alert. Expect less desperate pleas for followers and more Instagram screeds decrying a corrupt justice system or Spanglish posts requesting empathy (it should actually be sympathy but let’s not split pelos). Speaking of foreign languages, with no babies on the horizon or legal charges to pull the attention towards her, Hilaria Baldwin thought it was a good time to whip out her authentic Spanish accento in front of the paps. That will surely ingratiate her and Alec to the public!
Today In Messy Baldwins: Ireland Disses The “Idiots” In Her Family While Sharing Her Pregnancy Struggles And Hilaria Steps Out In An “Empathy” Sweatshirt After Alec’s Manslaughter Charges
Being a Baldwin must be tough this week. Whether you’re being charged with involuntary manslaughter, being called an idiot, or are probably squarely in the center position of the Venn diagram of those two plights; the week that started with Blue Monday has looked pretty dismal for the Baldwin Brood. As we know–both because she announced it and because madrastra Hilaria Baldwin usurped the news via a disingenuous Instagram congratulations video–Ireland Baldwin and her boyfriend, André Allen Anjos/RAC are with rude little piglet. Ireland just posted on Instagram to vent about how difficult her pregnancy has been and also dropped a nugget that left people guessing (but not really) when she casually mentioned that some members of her family are “idiots she wants nothing to do with.” And ever the shrinking violet, Hillary stepped out on the pap stroll to send a message amid her meal ticket/sperm-factory husband Alec Baldwin’s legal woes with her “Empathy” sweatshirt paired with bedazzled slippers.
If yesterday felt curiously foreboding, it might be because united boils on the ass of reality TV history, Heidi Montag Pratt and Spencer Pratt, took a time out from gnawing on hunks of raw meat on the pap stroll to add another baby boy to their brood. And uncharacteristically, for this couple of clout chasers, they didn’t share Baby Pratt’s name with the press at the time. I would’ve assumed they were waiting on the promise of another check to spill it, but Heidi and Spencer ended up revealing on social media that they’ve named the baby Ryker Pratt.
If Lisa Rinna has a million haters, I’m one of them. If Lisa Rinna has ten haters, I’m one of them. If Lisa Rinna has one hater, then that is me. If Lisa Rinna has zero haters, it’s because I have died from hating “the biggest bully in Hollywood” too hard (whoopsies, gave myself an anger aneurysm). My loathing also extends to Lisa’s husband, Harry Hamlin, and her youngest daughter Amelia Gray Hamlin (Scott Disick’s “model” ex). But I have a soft spot in my evil heart for Lisa’s oldest daughter, Delilah Belle Hamlin. Namely because, last year, she took a dig at Lisa and Harry on TikTok, writing that what she really wanted for Christmas was “for my parents to pay for my trauma therapy.” Zing! The TikTok was quickly deleted, but, recently, we got some extra insight into why Delilah might need that therapy (as if having Succubus Rinna for a mom wasn’t enough). And it came in the form of an extremely creepy daddy-daughter photo.
50 Cent Had Thoughts About His Son Marquise Jackson’s Public Child Support Comments And Appeal To Spend Time Together
Last week, Marquise Jackson was stuntin’ like his daddy when he publicly called out his estranged father, 50 Cent, and proposed that he’d pay him $6,700–the amount of monthly child support Fif paid–to spend 24 hours together. It went about as well as you’d think, with 50 trolling Marquise by posting a scene from Power on Instagram where his character kills his own son. 50 was recently a guest on The Breakfast Club and further addressed Marquise’s comments about child support and their flaming train wreck of a relationship.
Ever since the “let’s get this done before he changes his mind” Vegas wedding of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez last month, pretty much every picture of Ben reinforced that he has a face that captures every negative emotion of these trying times. This was especially apparent on their Paris honeymoon, where he basically looked like his mom drug him to a birthday party for a classmate he doesn’t talk to “just to be polite.” Page Six reports that part of Ben’s issue was that he was disturbed by the paparazzi’s presence during their honeymoon trip (to one of the most overt cities in the world in which to be papped). But Ben better buckle up, because he has a days-long wedding obligation/”celebration” coming up now that the ink on the marriage certificate has dried, and J.Lo has surely already called in all of the paps in a 5-state radius.