Category: Filthy Rich
Daniel Craig Is Now At The Top Of The List Of Highest Paid Movie Stars
Variety has compiled a list of the highest-paid actors working in the business and Daniel Craig is at the top. Dwayne Johnson was at the top of Forbes’ list last year. But not this one. It seems all that money Netflix paid for the Knives Out sequels trickled down into Daniel’s bank account and he made a cool $100 million. And his kids won’t see a penny!
Bill And Melinda Gates Don’t Have A Prenup
Yesterday we were hit with the news that it was about to be a Hot Billionaire Boy Summer for Bill Gates, who was splitting from his wife of 27 years, Melinda Gates. They both posted statements announcing that they were ending their marriage and that it was a decision they came to after a lot of work and a great deal of thought. Their match made at Microsoft marriage might be over, but the drama might have just begun! Because People got their hands on Melinda’s divorce documents, and they never signed a prenup when they got married back in 1994.
Elon Musk Is Now The Richest Man In The World
The other day when I said 2020 was holding 2021’s beer, I should have said 2020 is holding 2021’s sheet of acid. Because, wow, we are into the looking glass now my friends. Today as we wait to see if Donald Trump will be removed from office or simply get away with inciting a coup with a pat on the back and a “better luck next time, buddy,” a dude that willingly let Azealia Banks into his house and thinks his baby is part alien, has just surpassed Jeff Bezos as the richest man in the world. IN. THE. WORLD. According to CNBC, after an incredible surge in Tesla’s stock price this morning, Elon Musk is now worth over $185 billion dollars. “Him?” you say. Yes, him.
Forbes Again Announced That Kylie Jenner Topped Their Highest-Paid Celebrities Of 2020 List
Even though Forbes shit all over Kylie Jenner and her Koven when they revealed that they had been duped into believing Kylie was a billionaire, that doesn’t mean she isn’t still the richest person ever. Almost literally. Kylie has been named the highest-paid celebrity of the year and it’s not even close. While the rest of the world was losing their jobs and wondering how to pay for rent and food amid coronavirus, Kylie was increasing her revenue stream from the previous year. All right, time to be mad at Kylie Jenner for having too much money again.
Now you may be thinking to yourself, “But wait, wasn’t Kylie already named the highest-paid trick of the year.” And you’re right, she was back in September. But I guess that Forbes didn’t think you heard them the first time so they wanted to cram down our throats once more just how wealthy 100 people in the world are compared to the billions of us struggling. Thanks, Forbes! Just in time for Christmas!
Kendall Jenner Pissed People Off With A Giant Halloween/Birthday Party
There can be 100 people in the room, and 99 don’t have COVID-19. But if just one person does, it can change everything. I guess these wealthy young celebrity kajillionaires didn’t get that mEmO though, because they’re out there partying like it’s 2019. This past weekend Kendall Jenner followed in sister Kim Kardashian’s tone-deaf footsteps and threw a giant birthday/Halloween bash for her 25th birthday. OK, at this point, they gotta be trolling us poors, right?
Kendall invited 100 guests to Harriet’s Rooftop bar in West Hollywood. They included the usual Kardashian-Jenner crew, Justin and Hailey Bieber, Paris Hilton, The Weeknd (fat suited up as The Nutty Professor), Doja Cat, Jaden Smith, Winnie Harlow, Saweetie, and Quavo. Everybody was required to pass a rapid COVID-19 test on site before going upstairs to the party. Kendall obviously knew she was gonna get shit, so she asked her guests not to post on social media. Ha! As IF she could stop a bunch of attention whores from posting their costumes on Instagram. That’s the only reason they dressed up! Continue reading
The Rock Is Forbes’ Highest Paid Actor For The Second Year In A Row
As you sit there preparing to tuck into a can of beans you heated up over a flaming barrel fire fueled with the last stick of a broken down dining room chair and a volume of out-of-date encyclopedias, try to remember— things could be worse. At least you have beans. Just not as many beans as Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has. He earned $87.5 million dollars this year making him the highest-paid actor of 2020 according to Forbes.