Category: Royal Family
Netflix Wants Prince Harry And Meghan Markle To Make More “Must-Watch” Shows Or They Won’t Get Paid
Last week after the announcement broke that Spotify fell off the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle bandwagon and ended their partnership, an insider spilled that Netflix has their foot dangling out of the wagon too since, according to the source, it’s possible that “the lemon has been fully squeezed,” in terms of getting any more binge-worthy content from the royal exiles. But an industry source says there’s still a chance for the pair to hang onto their $81 million Netflix deal if they can manage to pump out more “must-watch” content.
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Reportedly Might Lose Their Deal With Netflix Amid Getting Dropped By Spotify
According to insiders, Netflix isn’t too hard-pressed to renew their contract with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and might drop them once their contract expires. The rumor comes only days after Spotify and the royal couple put out a joint statement announcing their decision to split ways after only 12 episodes of Meghan’s podcast Archetypes, followed by Spotify’s Head of Podcast Innovation, Bill Simmons, calling the pair “fucking grifters” on his podcast. First, dropped by Spotify, and now maybe Netflix? Who’s next, Tyler Perry??! Continue reading
King Charles Poses With His Family, Queen Camilla, And The Future Kings In A New Series Of Portraits
Hot on the heels of his big crowning ceremony and concert that brought out the biggest and brightest in reality tv show hosts, King Charles has released his official portraits. You can’t have layer after layer of heavy, shiny shit put onto you without having it photographed for posterity. One portrait is of the whole gang, the next has him with the final boss of side pieces, Queen Camilla, and the other features two famous guest stars, both of his sausage fingers, Prince William and Prince George. Sadly, the true star of the Coronation, Sir Karl Jenkins, is nowhere in any of these portraits.
King Charles Gets Dragged For Asking British Subjects To Recite An Oath To Him On Coronation Day, And He May Be Hiding His “Sausage Fingers” In Pictures
Hundreds of years ago, if you wanted the throne, you’d have to kill some people for it, but in 2023 all King Charles needs to do is kill his image. The long, almost never-ending road leading up to King Charles’ coronation has been fraught with bumps- from Prince Harry’s messy tell-all book to Prince Andrew simply existing. And now, Charles is yet again in the thick of it after The Palace asked the British people to recite a “Homage of the People” oath to their new king from their couch or on the streets on Coronation Day. Good luck with that, Chuck. But there is a chance that some of King Charles’ haters will be chanting, “Down with Sausage Fingers,” instead because some think that he’s been hiding his fingers in pictures after people continually made fun of them.
Prince William Reportedly Backed King Charles’ Decision To Evict Prince Harry and Meghan Markle From Frogmore
The decision to kick Harry Windsor and Meghan Markle out of their former UK home base, Frogmore Cottage, and move Prince Andrew in, wasn’t just King Charles’ call, apparently. The Daily Beast’s sources claim that the decision was made “in partnership” with the next king Prince William. Well, Will needs some pepper with that salt because it sounds like he’s getting back at his brother for hanging him out to dry in Harry’s book Spare, the royal embodiment of Regina George’s “Burn Book.”