Category: Elisabeth Moss

The Trailer For Wes Anderson’s “The French Dispatch” Is Here

February 12, 2020 / Posted by:

Wes Anderson is back with another cinematic masterpiece that will make your eyes go “Ooh!” and your brain go “Huh?”. After watching the trailer for The French Dispatch I have no idea what the plot is other than it involves some sort of publication I’m assuming is called The French Dispatch. But it sure looks nice!  Continue reading

Modesty Reigned Supreme On The SAG Awards Red Carpet

January 20, 2020 / Posted by:

I don’t know which Project Runway reject fucked up the Overstock.com bedsheet challenge this badly either. And to think, we were so worried about Lizzo getting her juice all over the folding chairs at The Staples Center, we forgot to worry about potential coochie-contact with the upholstered seats at the Shrine Auditorium. However, Sarah Hyland’s short and confusing floral 4th of July bunting skirt was an outlier. For the most part, the outfits on display at last night’s Screen Actors’ Guild Awards were a lot more conservative, ranging from the tiered ruffles and billowy chiffon of a modest religious sect, to tailored suits. On ladies! Hollywood is confusing.

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Scarlett Johansson Is The Highest-Paid Actress Of 2019

August 24, 2019 / Posted by:

Scarlett Johansson is one of Hollywood’s most talented and versatile actresses. She’s a cisgender white woman who can play trans people! And Asians! For God’s sake, she recently revealed that she can play trees! It makes perfect sense that Forbes just named the woman who continually asks Meryl Streep to hold her beer as the highest-paid actress of 2019.

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Elisabeth Moss Opened Up About Scientology By Not At All Talking About Scientology

April 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Elisabeth Moss sat down with The Daily Beast to talk about all of the new projects she has coming out including a film called Her Smell in which she plays a member of an all-female punk band who is “a hair-trigger-tempered hellraiser whose drug-induced mood swings petrify those around her.” Sounds like something meninists will hate. Elisabeth–who is one of the famous Scientologists along with the likes of John Travolta and Kirstie Alley–isn’t really open about it the way others are. With all the Leah Remini exposés on Scientology, Elisabeth got asked about it. She didn’t walk out, surprisingly, but she dodged those questions like a professional. Neo, who? Elisabeth Moss is The One.

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Elisabeth Moss Might Replace Johnny Depp As The Star Of “Invisible Man”

March 2, 2019 / Posted by:

Is anyone else suddenly picturing Elisabeth Moss covered in a boatload of scarves and accessories from Claire’s while sporting questionable dental hygiene? Johnny Depp is super-busy trying to pry $50 million out of Aquaman’s girlfriend’s pocketbook so he doesn’t have a lot of time to act in movies anymore. Hence the news that plucky Scientologist Moss might be replacing him as the main attraction in Universal’s upcoming Invisible Man, according to Variety.

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Royal Couple Of Scientology Beck And Marissa Ribisi Are Getting Divorced

February 18, 2019 / Posted by:

If John Travolta and Kelly Preston are the Kate and William of Scientology’s royal couples, then Beck and Marissa Ribisi are the Meghan and Harry. But as Prince Charles proved (or Tom Cruise in this scenario), there’s no actual law prohibiting a royal divorce. Lifelong Scientologists Beck and Marissa (both were raised by believers), are proving once and for all, that all is possible Under His Eye (L.Ron’s eye in this scenario). Quick, somebody needs to run tell Jenna Elfman that just because you’re a dyed in the wool Scientologist, it doesn’t mean you have to spend an earth eternity living in miserable marriage in the name of Going Clear.

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