Category: Bill Murray

Kelis Kind Of Addressed The Rumors Of Her Dating Bill Murray

June 12, 2023 / Posted by:

Last week, mismatched daters in the cesspool of love began lengthening the age ranges on their favorite hookup apps after discovering Bill Murray and Kelispotential May/December romance. And this pairing is weird as hell because I would have never placed these two together in an elevator, let alone a relationship. But neither of them has 100% claimed each other since everything is merely speculation at this point. And Kelis is reveling in her moment to milk the situation by dropping little cryptic gems here and there to keep the story fresh as opposed to simply coming out and saying, “Yes, Bill slimes me EVERY night, you nosy bitches!

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Apparently, Kelis And Bill Murray Are Dating

June 9, 2023 / Posted by:

I’m not sure what in the hell is happening here, but Kelis, the woman who probably hates Renaissance so much right now, and Lucy Liu’s former thorn in her side, Bill Murray, are dating. I guess Kelis’ milkshake brings all the Bills to the yard. Yes, these two don’t make sense to me either, and not because of the age difference (Kelis is 43, and Bill is 72). Mainly because it’s a random pairing that I don’t think anyone saw coming. However, sources close to the couple say they’ve been getting to know each other for a while. And recently, while Kelis was performing in London, they took a picture together looking like co-workers after a free dinner with too many drinks. Which only proves that this love is real.

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Seth Green Says Bill Murray Threw Him Into A Trash Can As A Kid

October 15, 2022 / Posted by:

In his older years, Bill Murray appears to be known for two things: starring in twee films that require him to be sad while wearing pastel sweaters and being a certified jerk. It seems like just a few years ago, Murray was becoming known as the cool old guy who might inadvertently stumble into your engagement photo shoot or crash your young people’s party. Who wouldn’t want the smarmy guy from Ghostbusters as a guest at your shindig? I suppose if you want to risk him getting assault-ey with the guests. And this week, Rob Schneider said that Bill Murray hated the early-90s Saturday Night Live cast when he guest hosted and really hated Chris Farley. Well, now Seth Green has his own SNL/Bill Murray story. According to Seth, Bill threw him into a trash can as a kid, and he isn’t laughing about it. The “I’m just a funny nice guy” act might not cut it after this. The movies have clearly told us that only bullies throw people into garbage cans!

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Bill Murray Will Reportedly Pay $100,000 To The Woman Who Complained About His Behavior On The Set Of Aziz Ansari’s “Being Mortal”

October 11, 2022 / Posted by:

There’s a reason why they say never meet your heroes and I’m going to bet that Aziz Ansari is intimately familiar with that reason. Aziz, unfortunately, took a shit on that advice and even took things a step further by hiring Bill Murray to star in his directorial debut, Being Mortal. Back in April, Bill repaid Aziz for his mistake by getting the entire production shut down after a female employee accused Bill of inappropriate conduct and an internal investigation was launched. Initially, it was reported that Bill was being “very hands-on touchy,” and that he had touched and pulled the woman’s hair, all of which Bill later chalked up to a “difference of opinion, with him being of the opinion that he was just being the same lovable goof he’s always been, and her, obviously, being of the opposite and correct opinion.

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Bill Murray Calls The Incident That Shut Down Production On “Being Mortal” A “Difference Of Opinion”

May 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Somebody really needs to get Bill Murray a mirror and a wall calendar because he seems to think it’s still 1981. Deadline reports that Bill addressed the circumstances that led to production on Aziz Ansari’s directorial debut, Being Mortal, being suspended after a complaint was filed against him for inappropriate behavior. Over the weekend, Bill made an appearance at the Berkshire Hathaway Annual Shareholders Meeting and said “I did something I thought was funny, and it wasn’t taken that way,” and chalked the incident up to a “difference of opinion.” Bill is 71-years-old and was apparently shocked to learn, just this year, “that the world is different than it was when I was a little kid.” Honestly, being booked for a shareholders meeting gig with an enormous Geico gecko trying to pull focus over his shoulder, should have been his first clue.

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Bill Murray Was Allegedly Suspended From The Set Of “Being Mortal” For Being Too Handsy With Women

April 25, 2022 / Posted by:

Last week, we learned that there was trouble on the set of Aziz Ansari’s directorial debut film, Being Mortal, due to a complaint of “inappropriate behavior.” That’s pretty vague and could literally mean anything. Harassment? Bullying? Picking up a watering hose and pretending it’s a dick to get laughs from the crew? Well, it turned out, we discovered the Who of the situation much quicker than the What, when it was revealed the complaint was lodged against Bill Murray. Now we’re finding out the What, and what 71-year-old Bill allegedly did to get his ass bounced from the set was that he allegedly wouldn’t keep his hands to himself. Color me shocked that it was sexual harassment, and not verbal of a side of physical.

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