Today’s Definition Of Random Is Brought To You By Kathy Griffin Dragging Don Cheadle, And Him Dragging Her Back

January 15, 2019 / Posted by:

I pretty much forgot that Kathy Griffin’s career hit the shit can when she posted a picture of her holding up a “decapitated Trump head” (aka a Michael Myers mask with the carcass of a Garfield doll taped to the top and covered with ketchup), because so much has happened between then and now, and my brain can only hold a certain amount of fuckery. But Kathy Griffin has not forgotten, and she also hasn’t forgotten those she believes didn’t stand up for her including Don Cheadle. Yesterday, Kathy shit on her “friend” Don for turning on her back then, and he let her know that the half of the “best friends forever” heart pendant she thinks he gave her must’ve come from a different Don Cheadle, because “You Got A Friend In Me” is not a song he’s ever sang to her.

This random tussle started yesterday when Don Cheadle tweeted a pic of him wearing a hat from Sleeping Giants, an anti-sexist and anti-bigotry campaign.

If tweets had a “fuck this” button, Kathy would’ve hit it so hard that her impeccable bronze drag queen brows would’ve flown right off. Kathy thought that Don showing his love for Sleeping Giants was a great time to get some attention by telling everyone about how he’s earned a place on her shit list. When did Kathy Griffin suddenly become Vito Corleone?!

The only tweet of Don’s about that bloody Jabba the Trump head I could find is one from May 2017 in response to someone who said that Kathy probably voted for Trump. Don only said that she didn’t, she hates him, and he added “that pic tho… ?” That tweet doesn’t seem worthy of vowing to destroy a trick, so maybe Don tweeted something else that put the rage in Kathy. Whatever the case may be, when Don let Kathy know he had no idea what she’s talking about, she called him out for being a fake fuck.

That was Don’s cue to tell Kathy that they aren’t friends, and that if they were, he would’ve told her to put down the fake blood-covered Trump mask and step back.

Don continued to drop his thoughts about that pic on Kathy, and told her that he’s fighting the same fight as her.

Kathy didn’t respond on Twitter to those tweets, so maybe she took Don’s invitation to talk away from the public stage that is Twitter.

If I was Don, I’d say the same thing to Kathy that I say to another bottom trying to pick up the same top I want at a bar. I’d say, “Bitch, let’s stop fighting, we both want the same thing, so let’s do this together… but I still get to ride it first.

And why do I have a feeling that Kathy’s shit list now looks like this:

  1. The Trumps
  2. Harvey Levin
  3. Andy Cohen
  4. Andy Cohen
  5. Andy Cohen
  6. Whoever did her eye makeup in that pic
  7. Andy Cohen
  8. Andy Cohen
  9. Andy Cohen
  10. Don Cheadle

Pics: Wenn.com

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